offertunity

Offertunity is a combination of providing an opportunity and getting several offers on it. obviously, the person providing the opportunity gets to select the best offer.

i need to get my roof repaired, now that's an offertunity!

by batman_hood June 10, 2011

offensive memes

another word for pornography

I like offensive memes

by spaceistasty July 1, 2017

Vince Offer

An annoying sales man, native to Israel, has a dry look on his face, a lazy eye, and looks like a dude from a 90s boy band. He's worse than Billy Mays.

Vince Offer is a liar, I bought shamwow and it sucked donkey boners!

Vince Offer is the suckiest sales man in the world.

by zenfusion1992 May 1, 2009

offers

off key or not right: music, peoples minds etc..

what you're doing ain't right brv its offers/ you're offers..

by rok it science September 8, 2006

Sex Offender

Every senior at ACHS, haha whip nae ya yeet 😈

Senior: sup baby

Freshman: have my kids

Senior: what’s a sex offender? haha lol

by maybe thicc nick???? February 16, 2019

offensist

1. a self-righteous white person who is offended by everything.

2. a Caucasian person who gets offended on behalf of other people with no idea what it's like to be from that culture.

3. A person full of white-guilt with no sense of humour.

1. "The comedian started joking about Chinese people so we got up and left."
"Why, you're not Chinese, that's being offensist."

2. The woman was upset when she saw a picture of a religious cartoon not because it offended her, but because she might know someone that could be offended by it. She's offensist.

by Mileymo November 3, 2013

Repeat Offender

Someone whos phone costantly sends duplicate messages all the time.

Man!I just got another f%^#in duplicate msg from catherine,what a douschebag of a repeat offender,fix that shit!

by En1gma69 November 7, 2009