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Booze Ninja

A term used to define a person who loots the booze off of a party, then soon after leaves.
Can be used as an adj, noun, verb, or adverb if your creative.
adj: Hey, get back here you booze ninjaing bitch!

noun: Don't let these two booze ninjas in the party.

verb: Man, I booze ninja'd some bitches party.

adverb: Hey, you guys booze ninjaingly stole my booze from my party last night!...? (Im not creative)
by Jay Ko March 28, 2009
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ninja bartender

A supreme master of the alcoholic beverage so much so that it becomes a way of life.Someone as stealthy, quick and skillful as he could easily kill u in seconds but instead dedicates his life to getting u wasted.With his flawless recipes and extreme mastery of presentation his drinks may lead to a blissful state of enlightenment.By the time u come to the realization that your bartender may be a ninja bartender its too late.For you are plastered beyond comprehensible belief.
A ninja bartender never reveals their secrets
But always excepts tips
by J-Ody Du-Wright November 15, 2011
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Ninja Chuck

To throw up so violently that it causes one to strike a ninja pose.
Bill drank too much last night. He ended up ninja chucking his beer all over the bathroom.

I just ninja chucked so hard I punched the wall.
by Geistsoul13 October 13, 2012
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Ninja-moked

When tobacco is unknowingly slipped underneath the weed in a bong, giving the user a fat hit, wiping them out.
Damn maaaan, Ethan got Ninja-moked!
by Cameatsass September 7, 2018
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Lag Ninja

Video game opponent who appears to teleport all over the map due to lag.
Sometimes using a lag switch.
"Dude I can't fucking hit him! He's a fucking lag ninja!"
by Yhatzee January 31, 2009
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Rusty Ninja

After a sporting event; when your teammate is washing his hair and his eyes are closed, someone sneaks up behind him and checks his oil with their thumb (quickly slips a thumb in his ass), then runs off before he is able to rinse the soap away and identify the clandestine violator
After the game someone gave John a rusty ninja. John was attacked by a rusty ninja after the game. Be careful, there's a rusty ninja in there.
by sandy_x December 4, 2012
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rafters ninja

Somebody who always seems to know where everybody is at all times, even when huge amounts of effort have been taken to ditch them.
Originates from the way in which they travel mostly through the rafters, so as to stay out of everyone's awareness like a ninja
Person 1) Wow... I can't believe it, we managed to ditch Barfield. Now to spend some quality time with the amigos without jokes being undermined etc.
Barfield) *sprints along rafters like a Shinobi, darting from the shadows with unprecedented stealth* Hey guys, what are you all doing in town? You told me you all had the plague... You weren't tryin to ditch me, were you?
Person 2) Jesus, you're such a fuckin' rafters ninja
by Andy Hutchings January 13, 2008
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