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Double-clicking the Mouse 

female masterbation; rubbing clitoris for pleasure and/or orgasm
I can only reach orgasm by Double-Clicking the Mouse.

modest mouse 

fucking best band of all time. heart cooks brain, bitches.
dan a. is a douchebag for thinking Modest Mouse is a one-hit-wonder. they have 8 cd's, you asshat.
modest mouse by adam December 5, 2004

Cotton Mouse 

Cotton Mouse: 1. A cylindrical absorbant piece of cotton with a string for removal used during the female menstrual period to absorb blood, uteran lining, unused baby eggs, etc. 2. Tampon.
Man to his friend at Hooters:

"Damn, trim's killer. Exept for that cotton mouse peekin' out her short-shorts. Weak."
Cotton Mouse by Natalie February 1, 2004

double click your mouse 

Do you double click your mouse?

Mickey Mouse 

Marine slang meaning anything stupid or senseless (as used in the 1987 Stanley Kubrick film Full Metal Jacket
Mickey Mouse by idiotsrus92 March 7, 2009

chocolate mouse

How some people pronounce the phrase, "chocolate mousse" {"mousse" should be pronounced as though it were spelled, "moose"}.
{Norm}: Awww motherfucker pussy cocksucker!!!
{Debbie:} What happened Norm?
{Norm}: I just nocked over this fucking chocolate mouse and now there's brown shit all over the floor!
chocolate mouse by Telephony July 25, 2014