Mongrel

A half erect penis

"Man, I'm getting horny... I have a Mongrel!"

by Cheekylover July 29, 2009

Hate Monger

See also Ann Coulter. Her vitriolic hatred of all who oppose white christian dominance is nauseating and she is one of the many people who make me ashamed of labelling myself as conservative.

Some sample quotes from this 'lady':

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war."

"When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty. We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors."

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

And on and on and on.

by Proud Conservative April 30, 2004

mongbean

slick sexy salesman...or more commonly known as cheesepuff

at the end of the evening he became a sexy mongbean

by Lady K October 19, 2003

choad monger

One who mongers the choad

Man, that Mr. Kenyon is such a total choad monger.

by Lee Anthony May 12, 2003

poop monger

a monger of poop. one who takes a freshly droped deuce and fins multiple uses for it 1.) to stick it under your finger nails so it wont come out and u smell like ass, and make toehr people smell whne u hand shake them 2.) to take the steamin log and attempt to ballance it on your nose like a seal, then melting it over your face, and pouring the boiling shit into your dick, or mothers ashole.

oh damn elias lyonns is such a poop monger. he just took his sisters hand and shuved it into his asshole, so far that it came outa his 2 inch dick. and the hand grabbed his balls, ripped them off, and pulled them through his dick and ass, and then elias ate them, then they came outa his ass again.

by Dan Mvant. June 25, 2003

ferocious ass mongler

someone who ferociously tears in into an asshole and is haggard as fuck

dude that kid is a ferocious ass mongler

by j-nathan December 1, 2006

Poop Mongreal

The pet of Chubbenstein some say it's a dog made out of poop, some say it's a poop made out of dog, which ever, chubbenstein acquired the poop mongreal around the turn of the century the poop mongreal is chubbenstein's source of power (aka poop).

-"Poop Mongreal, recharge my poop pack! and make me a retard sandwich" exlcaimed chubbenstein.
-"Zap, you're a retard sandwich" exclaimed the poop mongreal.

by seanyo san January 8, 2004