Mongolian Breakfast

A Mongolian Breakfast is a sexual act where the male (or lesbian partner) defecates on the Vagina of the receiver and then proceeds to eat out the receiver, defecation and all.

"Jeff had a Mongolian breakfast with Caitlin this morning"

Jeff: Hey I'm Hungry
Caitlin: well do you like Mongolian food
Jeff: only if its breakfast
Caitlin: Well lets have a Mongolian Breakfast

by Colbster July 25, 2007

mongoosing

From the verb "to mongoose"

Going around acting like a mongoose.

The gang went out mongoosing one night and ate a snake.

by Nire June 3, 2004

mongooseninja

Someone of superior intellect, but yet is modest about it, often making them appear to be cute.

Also has a tendency to have good humor.

It seems everyone has a crush on that Mongooseninja

by bob411 December 9, 2008

mongoloid

an annoying obnoxious authoritative twat known for their down syndrome like features and neanderthal looking skin

The mongoloids were the only reason ww2 was such a big deal had they not been involved it would have just been a police action against communism.

by razzamatazibizzle October 19, 2017

chinese mongoose

taken from the expression "as a mongoose", it means an uber amount of something

dude that chick was as hot as a chinese mongoose

by nick mackey November 13, 2006

Mongolian Asshat

(Adjective) From assclown, referring to an individual or individuals exhibiting conduct demonstrating that the better part of their genetic material at conception trickled down their maternal ancestor's bare buttocks.

And lo, they did see the apocalypse approaching...and riding at the front of the four horsemen was George Bush. What a mongolian asshat that man is.

by Bob Weaver May 12, 2004

mongolian cluster fuck

when a group of mongolians rape you and knock over your shity wall

last week i got a mongolian cluster fuck

by sloppy the sapien johnson2 July 13, 2010