meatcock

a scruffy man that does nothing but mooches, steals, breaks things and sucks. A freeloader.

man that guy that came over today was a meatcock, all he did was eat your food and steal your xbox cords.

by skatemeyou August 26, 2010

Cage Match

Round after round of meaningless sex with someone you are extremely sexually attracted to.

I dated a chic and we had nothing in common except for amazing cage matches.

by Cage Master April 6, 2010

texas death match

a gimmick match in pro wrestling

In a texas death match:
1) there is no disqualification;
2) pin/falls count anywhere in the building; and
3) a wrestler has to touch all four ring posts in order for a pin/fall or submission to count.

by Super Guy February 4, 2004

light a match

When a girl is giving a blow job to two guys at the same time and the two dicks rub against each other. Rubbing the heads together similar to two matches

Yo she looks like she's lit a few matches in her time. How about you me and my boy meet up later and you light a match.

by miamihouse cat November 27, 2012

Meatclap

When You Clap Your Meat Either On Your Hand Or On Someones Face And It Makes A Noise, That Noise Is Meatclap. Not To Be Confused With CS (Cockslap) Which Is The Movement Of The Meat, But the Noise... Thats Meatclap.

Dude You Meatclap Me Again In My Sleep And I'll Give you Pinkeye

Or

Yeeeeahhhh Boi!!! I Meatclapped You At GH3

And Also

You Hear That???
What?
You Got Meatclapped

by Sneaky Remirez April 6, 2008

Matching carpets

where pubic hairs are of same length or same cut as your head hairs

dammmnnn she was good in bed but she had matching carpets :/

by Niffer-fish January 17, 2009

matchdate

Some one you have met on a web based dating site, such as Match.com or Plenty of Fish.

I was stood up at Starbucks by my matchdate, but I have 5 more guys in the works.

by amesababe June 27, 2010