mary's house 

when the bad guy is coming after you in a scary movie and you're hauling ass and he still catches up to you even though you're walking. He cut through mary's house.

Bob-Man before you kill me, how the hell did you catch up to me when you were walking and i was running for my life?
Killer- oh that's easy i just cut through mary's house.
Bob-I hate mary

mary's house by Pancakenipple February 25, 2011

Mary Hayes 

She’s that bitch. She’s a city girl with a hella good sense of style. She has laser eyes and can spot someone or something for a mile away. She’s ambitious but people underestimate her being able to be better than them. She may or may not own a crusty eyed white dog. There’s a 99.9% chance she is obsessed with gossip girl and a Blair Waldorf wanna be. She’s shy at first but once you get to know her she’s kinda crazy and doesn’t give a shit. Pretty swag if I do say so myself.

Mary Hayes isn’t here she went to palm beach, agian.

Mary Hayes by Anonymous bish writer thingie April 25, 2021

Mary Sue

A derogatory term coined to describe a certain type of poorly-written self-insert character in fanfiction, who warped canon characters' personalities and were jarringly out of place in the works in which they were placed. In more recent years, Mary Sues have ceased to exist beyond parody and adolescent fanfiction, but the term has been incorrectly used to label any (female) character who may share similar qualities (1) as these previous self-insert characters.

(1) Including, among other things, good looks, a tragic backstory, the romantic interest of other characters, unique abilities, and/or a wide array of talents.

Correct use:
"'Gee, golly, gosh, gloriosky,' thought Mary Sue as she stepped on the bridge of the Enterprise. 'Here I am, the youngest lieutenant in the fleet—only fifteen and a half years old.' Captain Kirk came up to her. 'Oh, Lieutenant, I love you madly. Will you come to bed with me?'" (From "A Trekkie's Tale", by Paula Smith)

Incorrect use:
"Wonder Woman is so overpowered--she's clearly a Mary Sue!"

Mary Sue by linde13 December 16, 2020

Mary Ellen 

Has an AWESOME sexy dance. Oom chicka oom.

Mary Ellen, stop doing the sexy dance, we're in the middle of Target.

Mary Ellen by Littlelungs33 February 5, 2010

Mary Katherine Gallagher 

The original SUPERSTAR. Known for the smelling of her underarms.

Kelsey and Hannah are as cool as Mary Katherine Gallagher.

Mary Katherine Gallagher by Vomit kkkj October 15, 2008

Mary-Kate 

The anorexic half of the Olsen Twins duo.

Save Mary-Kate!!!!!!!!!

Mary-Kate by CynicalRomantic May 1, 2005

Mary Jane 

Mary Jane is a different name for Marijuana.

Lyrics from Mary Jane sung by Rick James...

I'm in love with Mary Jane.
She's my main thing.
She makes me feel alright.
She makes my heart sing.

Also in Lyrics by Tom Petty "Last Dance With Mary Jane" ...

Last dance with mary jane
One more time to kill the pain
I feel summer creepin’ in and i’m
Tired of this town again

Mary Jane by Averi January 19, 2005