Magic Trick

While doing the girl doggie style you have a friend waiting just outside the door. The said friend slowly comes in and you stop fucking her and he quickly procedes to take over. While your girl thinks you are still behind her leave the room and proced outside and to the window of the room where she is having fun. Then smile and wave to her from outside the room.

This magic trick will more than likely cause you to never get any from this girl again.

by Brian 13 June 2, 2008

Magic Flesh Grapes

Magical testicles that glow green under UV light.

My Magic Flesh Grapes are glowing bright today.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

sweet sweet love magic

A Really cool song on DDR MAX2 and on Dancing Stage Megamix!

Magical Love, Magical Kiss!
You've shined a light
On my whole world my friend
Love is in the Air
Beauty's everywhere
The Magic of your love lasts forever!

by Cloud February 3, 2004

magic thread

Anonymous messageboard at the yellow5.com website. Common hangout for trolls, hackers and penguins.

Also see, Pokey the penguin, meme, eigenvector girl.

100 SERIES

Don't lie to me Gustav, you're a stinking mac user!

by No_Phreaking_Way February 26, 2004

Magellan

(verb). The act of traveling a long distance (usually by means of a difficult route) in order to reach a desired destination.

John: Yo are you coming to Pete's house tonight?

Bill: Nah man I don't think I'm trying to magellan all the way over there.

John: Yeah man i feel that, there is mad snow and shit on the ground.

by Ferdinand Magellan IV January 28, 2013

clown magic

When a total loser and fuck up does something well beyond his capability or natural talents. Usually a once in a lifetime feat that cannot be repeated or explained through science.

Bruce: "It's like when a scumbag geezer in a hoop-d gets away from a mustache sporting pig in a brand new cruiser, Thats clown magic."

Bruce: "Lets say TQ (Tall Queer) actually gets a girl. And lets say she has sex with him. Thats clown magic."

by reaperpunk666 January 11, 2009

Magic Dildo

A Magic Dildo is a Dildo that fucks whatever you tell it to. How it works is you just say Magic Dildo and whatever you want it to fuck. Example: Magic Dildo my pussy. Now to make it stop whatever it is doing all you have to say is Magic Dildo back in your box.

A woman was using a Magic Dildo and forgot how to get it to stop fucking her. So she decided to go to the porn shop she got it from. On the way she had an orgasm due to the Magic Dildo and she nearly swerved off the road entirely. A Police Officer pulled her over and he asked her "How much have you had to drink?" And she said I haven't had anything to drink. This Magic Dildo is fucking me and I forgot how to make it stop. So the Police Officer said Magic Dildo my ass..... well you get the picture of what happend next.

by I don't know what it is. March 14, 2009