Limp

Word to describe someone who isn’t a simp but is close to being one

(Made by niyyyyah___ on insta)

Laura: you’re a simp

Kevin: I’m not a simp, I’m a limp

by Niyyyyyah___ February 27, 2021

Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.

Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 31, 2021

Limp Bizkit Skin Snorkel

Place chili ring on forehead of female while receiving oral sex; whilst stretching scrodum skin across eyes and nose.

Bro I gave my girl a limp bizkit skin snorkel last night

by anonymous April 19, 2021

limp

used to refer to a man whose foreskin is larger than his penis and so covers it even when said man gets a hard on

Did you hear about Angad? Turns out he's limp

by pranigga December 6, 2024

Limp bhizkit

A band that suck so bad that it will make you loose braincells by the thousands.

Limp bhizkit suck man!

by The mailman October 21, 2019

Limp Biscuit

A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.

Damn bro. I'm sorry. You need to eat the limp biscuit dog.

by Savageman30004728883929 October 24, 2019

Limp-dick Patriotism

Type of patriotism that consists of acting like youre in a cult when talking about your country/state/city.

america is a land of Limp-Dick Patriotism

by eleggtroswing July 12, 2025