A little thing that gets stuck in your gutters and on your roof and in your driveway. then when you put it into a pile animals use it to live in and when you jump in the pile of squirrel bites your ass.
person 1 why are you in the hospital?
person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.
person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.
by Ass bite September 16, 2020
Get the Leafmug. When your first immediate reaction to something is “Nah, fuck that”. Thats when you just bounce up out that bitch. Similar to a “fuck it” moment.
“Yesterday at work I up and shit the leaf on a customer” - D
“Yeah? What happened?” - A
“Well the trash was so gross so I shit the leaf and left” - D
“Damn! Was it on Cornwall?” - A
“You know it” - D
“Their garbage is gross!!! I won’t even touch it!” - A
“Yeah? What happened?” - A
“Well the trash was so gross so I shit the leaf and left” - D
“Damn! Was it on Cornwall?” - A
“You know it” - D
“Their garbage is gross!!! I won’t even touch it!” - A
by Uncle Uriah May 8, 2021
Get the Shit the leafmug. by peppa pig hoe February 25, 2021
Get the Maple Leaf International Schoolmug. To have the potential to be successful, but when the time comes to perform, you fail miserably. See Toronto Maple Leafs.
by FireBreathingCookie October 31, 2022
Get the Leafedmug. by Naginrej_enirehtak_amme October 13, 2020
Get the big leaf energymug. The iconic phrase TikTok star, Evil Queen aka EQ used to describe Elphaba's new green gown from primark.
by FK2COOL July 29, 2023
Get the Little lettuce leafmug. to fail after two thirds of good work
like the leafs and their skill to complete 2 out of three periods in the lead then give up
like the leafs and their skill to complete 2 out of three periods in the lead then give up
guy 1:yo man why didnt u hook up with that chick last night
guy 2: i dont no man i got in her pants but then i just leafed out
guy 2: i dont no man i got in her pants but then i just leafed out
by dawl,fayles November 26, 2009
Get the leafed outmug.