lamp

a name for a basic bitch

person 1: you cool with ole girl ?
person 2: HELL NAH that hoe a lamp

by babyyy juwop July 26, 2018

lamp

acronym for Large.Ass.Moist.Pussy

Man.... i love lamp

by hdjig May 15, 2016

brown lamp

A mexican mushroom head penis.

Pulled down his pant to realize he was packing a brown lamp.

by brownlamper September 16, 2013

Lamp ass

A person male or female, with zero common sense!!

Someone Lacking morals and integrity! They are Self centered and argumentative, even though they don't possess the skills or tools necessary to win any battles of the mind! Someone who can't get out of their own way!!!

God Jane is stupid as a box of rocks!!! Lamp ass mother fucker!

by Cowboy713 March 22, 2023

Lamp

A meme that contains a moth

“Lamp”

by Skittles the fiddle January 14, 2019

lamp job

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.

Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.

by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019

The Lamp Stroke

When 3-5 dudes meet up in a bathroom with the lights off and jerk each-other.

Wanna go with me and John to the bathroom to do The Lamp Stroke?

by STROKEME696969 May 7, 2024