Krusty Krab

Patrick

"Patrick is the Krusty Krab"

by notarealperson111 December 21, 2020

krasto

Italian word meaning a cool guy (or girl, when Krasta). Slang often used by people from Milano, in particular people living in the city.

Fonzy#1: I've got two beers and a couple of joints lets find some girls and move to the next disco.
Fonzy#2: Yeah man, you really are a KRASTO. (very intelligent man).

by e.g.c. December 15, 2006

Kristen Grossmann

A very nice girl who likes to teach young children perverted things.

snuggle pups, Kristen Grossmann

by Drickatie August 3, 2012

Krestian

The pengest (most likely light skin) guy ever. He'll take your girl and your dad's

Did you see Krestian today?

Yeah he's over there walking with everyone's girl. Including yours and mine

by tell ur mum I want my oyster December 8, 2016

Krista

Krista’s tend to be VSCO girls and very fun to be around with, Krista’s know lots of tea but once they get a boyfriend they forget all about you. If you have a krista hold on to them because they

leave pretty quickly.😥

lily: Hey do you guys wanna hangout today?

Ali: Sure sound fun

Mina: Of course buddy

Krista: i HaVe pLanS WitH mY bOyFRiEnd sORry.

by swagger.wagger June 20, 2019

Kristen

An amazing girl who has the best hair. She also has amazing eyes the reflect her awesome unique personalities. She has the greatest since of humor and is always someone you will smile around. Everything about her is the best.

{Person 1}Isn't Kristen amazing?
{Person 2}Yes she definitely is.

by Yeety yeety Yeet the Viola November 7, 2019

krista kraich

The peace of dry hair but oily but kinda soft crunchy old fries you got at 2 am at Burger King type texture you pull out of the drain when it gets clogged because your mom kept denying there was anything wrong with the drain but you continuously told her it was because when you took your 3 and a half hour baths while listening to the gummy bear album on repeat you didn’t have to close the drainage because the hair would do it for you which kinda helped you out in the long run but you denied it because you wanted to fix it because you wanted to be considered the “bob the builder” in the house because that was your life long dream that your ex neighbor always stole from you because “she looked more like bob then you did” but actually you did because your ex neighbor had brown hair and you had the same color hair as bob so you knew you were supposed to be him because the resemblance was impeccable.

Krista Kraich has the fattest most juiciest junk in the trunk double decker Pancake on rice plump most firm watermelon on a Tuesday afternoon with extra cake that I have ever seen in my whole 85 years of living and I’m extremely proud that even me thinking about how much I don’t succeed in life I can always look at her and realize at least I’m doing something right.

by ÖKÄŸ June 5, 2020