krasto 

Italian word meaning a cool guy (or girl, when Krasta). Slang often used by people from Milano, in particular people living in the city.

Fonzy#1: I've got two beers and a couple of joints lets find some girls and move to the next disco.
Fonzy#2: Yeah man, you really are a KRASTO. (very intelligent man).

krasto by e.g.c. December 15, 2006

Kristoff 

An intriguing, smart, charming, and hilarious guy. He will always make you laugh so hard all the time. He is super charming and charismatic.

That guy is so funny and charming! Totally a Kristoff!

Kristoff by Genjiii November 21, 2018

Kratom Shirt 

When you try to take a kratom toss and wash but you spill some, all regretful like, on your shirt. Now everyone can see your mistake.

He totally missed his mouth, now he has kratom shirt!

Kratom Shirt by Goosed14 September 24, 2018

Krystof 

1. The Americanized spelling of the Polish Krzysztof.

2. A male of Polish decent possessing many endearing and desirable qualities such as, but not limited to, artistic, articulate, highly intelligent, sensitive, passionate, funny, a loyal friend, devoted to family, thoughtful, energetic, healthy and fit, insightful, affectionate, caring, completely hot, and a total woman pleasing sex god... all while remaining unpretentious and humble.

Krzysztof Polish

I must be the luckiest girl in the world... I've finally found MY Krystof!

Krystof by Poppy Corinne August 28, 2010

The Kratos

"The Kratos" is the ultimate sexual maneuver/finisher

Step 1: You insert one fist/arm into a woman's anus.

Step 2: You insert the other fist/arm into the same woman's vagina.

Step 3: You then lift the woman above your head, roar, and tear the woman in half.

Step 4: Collect her orbs.

Step 5: Level Up!

"Dude, I totally performed The Kratos on your mom last night. I leveled up twice. I want to say I'm sorry for your loss, but I'm not."

The Kratos by Tygerwulf October 28, 2011

William Kristol 

A psychopathically stupid Neocon commentator who believes American workers are morally obligated to indefinitely fund speculative killing sprees in shithole deserts they care nothing about and probably couldn’t pronounce or locate on a map. Anyone who disagrees with the “logic” of killing brown people for the New World Order is obviously a terrorist.

The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like William Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.

William Kristol by author July 18, 2006

kratos 

The main character in the most badass PS2 game God Of War, a spartan warrior who kicks an unorthodox amount of ass. Trying to get rid of his terrible dreams and memories of his past as a ruthless leader fighting for Ares, you play as him in his journey to kick ass and kill Ares. Hes so badass he smashes medusas head into the ground then tears it off. He is the most badass video game character, right up next to solid snake.

Kratos caught some kid beating off to a picture of him, so he sliced off his tescicles with the same picture then went and got drunk.

kratos by mahhag June 5, 2005