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Jian Kristian 

A sweet, loving, handsome kind of a guy. He will make sure that you always feel that someone is on your side. He will make you feel that you're a one of a kind. They always smell good. They can also be pretty blunt at sometimes but when it comes to love, they're usually not good at this type of "thing". I mean they're so perfect that God gave them something "not so perfect".
You're so handsome Jian Kristian!!! uwu
Jian Kristian by cockbuster21 August 17, 2021

Tim kristian

A sexy norwegian james charles with a big brain. He is a youtuber making beuty videos. If your name is Tim kristian you're a big ass chad.
André: Omg is that Tim Kristian.
Tim Kristian: Hjalo mitt nav er Tim kristian, men alle kaller meg Tim. SÅ, bare kall meg Tim.
Tim kristian by NorwegianRat September 11, 2021

Julie Kristina Gjøsund

Julie Kristina Gjøsund is the definition of a gay lesbian, she can't keep her eyes off girls
"Omg theres Julie Kristina Gjøsund, she's a big fat faggot. She's such a lesbian get away"

The Kristian Effect 

The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.
"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"

Hao kristian 

The act of soiling and / or freezing your underpants , sheerly for comedic relief.
"The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "

-ghandi probably
Hao kristian by Notstek69 July 31, 2023

dirty kristian 

When another girl licks chocolate off you and then proceeds to elbow drive you
Yeah my chest hurt from last night my girl gave me a dirty Kristian
dirty kristian by Rizzzzze October 14, 2023