Keyboard Gangster

Customer who will not enter a store in person, or even pick up the phone, but will not hesitate to trash you, your performance or your company to Hell and back by email or online review. IF any in-person or telephone contact is made, a Keyboard Gangster will go directly to your boss and trash you there as well. Could also be described as a crossbreed of a coward and a Troll.

You can try and get ahold of him, but he won't pick up. He's just a Keyboard Gangster, yo. Just forget about him.

by CosmosTheProfessor December 28, 2019

Keyboard Warrior

Someone who is to weak in real life to fight so they berate you over only platforms.
They are generally really toxic and there name is usually Joshua Hu

Joshua Hu is such a keyboard warrior

by Rickaxely June 2, 2022

Keyboard smash

There are three types of keyboard smash: sensical, nonsensical, and word combos. sensical smashes usually form words, for example: IVG HATEHBFVG YOUHGFV (i hate you) nonsensical smashes do not make words, and are usually used to express extreme anger or excitement. For example: JHGFVBGHYUTGFBVFGHFDXTRG VTGYTRHC Word combos are when you both spell words incorrectly, and mash them together. For example: IGAHTEYOISOMUSH (i hate you so much)

???: HEY WYYDYOUDO THAT??? (word combo) (Translation: why did you so that?)
???:What was that?
???: A keyboard smash.
???no its not
???yes
???HGFCVGHJYUHGFVHJY (nonsensical smash) (Translation: Anger)
???THATSJHBVH ALSONHVHB AHJ KEYBOARJBGVH SMASHJGTH (sensical) (Translation: that's also a keyboard smash)

by SeaNoodle February 7, 2023

Keyboard solar system

The Dictionaries Multiverse contains all dictionaries. We don't know what is outside of the Multiverse. But we know that there is the most fundamental field called symbol. You are most likely in Urban Dictionary Universe. There are many galaxies, such as Sexual Definitions galaxy, Abbreviations galaxy, Slang galaxy. Keyboard solar system is in Boredom galaxy. Boredom galaxy contains all definitions that were created because of boredom. There is Site solar system - all definitions that are related to this site. Type any word... is the star , Get a mug , More random definitions , Add some tags below and others are planets. Some planets have moons if there are more definitions related to planet such as Get the get the mug mug. Keyboard solar system has all combinations related to keyboard layouts. Star is The Keyboard , QWERTY , AZERTY , QWERTZ and others are planets. Every keyboard combination has its power. More unique it is , harder is to find (no randomness , still must make sense to all intelligent beings) more the level is. qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is level 1 , qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p is level 10. When a creature finds a new sequence that was not in Urban Dictionary and write a definition , creature collects it level. There are many rulers in Keyboard solar system. More levels (sum of all definitions) = more power. I am the ruler of MBXJSY. There are rulers that are greater than me , there are rulers weaker than me. You collect 250 extra levels if you read this.

"Keyboard solar system is one of the biggest in Boredom Galaxy"

by mbxjsy October 7, 2025

Keyboard magic

Being fake online.

I didn't know what to say, so I used a little keyboard magic.

by 096_blair01 June 29, 2022

Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019

Keyboard expert

Someone who has to stroke their ego by trying to educate people on social media platforms.

I'm tired of keyboard experts chiming in like they are the smartest person on the internet.

by Draskvin October 10, 2025