killing me softly

1. A popular song released by the Fugees
2. A movie that stars Heather Graham and Joseph Fiennes

Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song...

by Ang P. June 21, 2006

Killing a Ninja

A slang term for Masturabtion.

Jon: "Why were you in the bathroom so long?"

Dean: "Sorry, I was killing a ninja."

by Pygmie September 15, 2006

evil rhino who goes around creating vortexes of sqirrell killing hitler maddness

My friend.

(this word) is cool!

by person yo-yo June 27, 2003

You're killing me

1) Used in reference to being let down by an individual or to an individual who is not doing their share of the work, ie: slacking off

2) A phrase uttered often by Best Buy store manager Abbas Sharr to his employees

3) A phrase uttered by Abbas Sharr that his employees believed he picked up from watching "The Sandlot" too much.

1) You didn't do your half of the class project? You're killing me here.

2) Abbas: How did that last sale go, did you get them to buy the service plan?
Employee: No, they didn't want the service plan.
Abbas: Damn, you're killing me.

3) You're killing me Smalls!

by Josh May 7, 2003

killing me off

When somethings really tiring you out

Friend: there's so much work left to do

You: I know it's killing me off

by Blouisexo April 22, 2017

Keelin

An emo person who has terrible eating habits, and likes to steal your food.

Why'd you put Doritos in your noodles!? God, you're such a Keelin.

by screaming rodent May 17, 2018

Kellisa

Deffinetly the hardest sex position known to man. If one were to attempt the Kellisa during intercourse they would be known as a hero amongst their piers. A man (or women) who pull off this impossible feat could deffinetly knock Obama out of the presidents seat. This indivudual will be a role model for children amongst the likes of spiderman, batman, or superman. If this man was to live way back when HE WOULD BE A GREEK GOD (or godess of course.)

John - Ya man i totally pulled off a kellisa on that 1 chick the other night.

Bob - WOW A KELLISA NO WAY those are so hard to get into.

Bob - I tried a Kellisa on my gf and she laughed at me.

John - hahahah Kellisa's r only for the sex pros.

Bob - I thought I had it executed but the sex gods weren't with me that night.

John - Damnnn well tell your gf I sucessfully pulled off a Kelisa so if she needs it give me a shout!

by samuelthepanda1441 June 27, 2009