Killing a Pirate

Giving oral sex to a female. The opposite of killing a ninja.

Jon: "What happened to you with the fat chick last night?"

Dean: "We went back to my place, and I was killing a pirate when she farted."

by Pygmie September 15, 2006

Killing a Ninja

A slang term for Masturabtion.

Jon: "Why were you in the bathroom so long?"

Dean: "Sorry, I was killing a ninja."

by Pygmie September 15, 2006