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Jesus

A Tall nice guy that you should never let go. Usually takes a while to gain his trust. He will only stick with his true friends. He can be stubborn at times but that’s not how he really is. He’s a bitch at times if you get him mad or do something stupid, but once you get to know them you’ll grow fonder of them everyday. He has many friends and can be seen as a popular guy. Once you gain their trust, they will never forget about you.
There is No One like Jesus
by BestWriter04 March 4, 2018
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Jesus

Jesus is a smart boy that everyone thinks is going to fail in life. He alwas thinks less of himself when he should not. Everyone well be lucky to have as a friend. If he make a mistake he try to fix it no matter how big the mistake was. When he’s mad he likes to spend time alone to take off his steam . He also is a nerd that has a huge creativetity but for some reason he always looks sad when he really he’s feeling no emotion. Jesus is a weird and complex kid to understand. But when you get to know him he’s one of the kindest guys you’ll ever know
Kid:hey isn’t that Jesus

Kid2:yeah that is
Kid: I wonder why no one understands hin
by Higowareyou December 8, 2018
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Jesus

Jesus is NOT the son of God, God has no children, or parents, or siblings and he is only one jesus Was Created by God, Also the religion Christianity Is a fake religion with fake information because people have changed it by time and islam is the only true religion
Christian/or someone who have heard of that:Hey did you know jesus is the son of god?
Muslim/or someone else: THAT IS NOT TRUE
by An extroverted extrovert May 10, 2021
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Jesus

Sum guy w/ a famous dad
'jesus is ma G'
by d1mzy February 18, 2018
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Jesus

A very sexy man that can pull any female. Height is around 5’7-5’9. Loves music, loves beautiful sunsets, virgin until death, hates bitches that don’t like his moms cooking, and hangs with his boys.
“Hi my name is Jesus”
“Omg you’re so hot”

Thank you!”

“You wanna f*ck?”
by Pussiepounder June 6, 2020
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it jesus

information technologist who performs a technical mircle on a computer and/or laptop that been given it's last rights.
I took my laptop to BestBuy and they told me that it would be $2000 to send my hard drive away and maybe get some information from it. So I prayed and my IT Jesus and he saved my life and my laptop.
by Doolbox March 13, 2008
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Jesus

Whether we know it or not, everyone needs a Savior, Jesus!
by sum.fukn.dude February 25, 2022
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