Urban Dictionary: Definitions by HereComesDatSlav

jesus

only way to heaven even if u dislike Him and this post
(probably because He stands for the truth and you dont)

Jesus is the judge! Have faith in His shed blood, so that you also have Him as the lawyer!

Sad emoticon.

It is used when someone wants to tell that one is sad via messenger.
The *q*'s are the eyes with tears and the *-* is the mouth.

A: Hey, Mark!
B: q-q
A: Huh? What is it..?
B: I got my exam back... *sniff*
A: And?
B: ... It's an F!!! q-q

q-q by HereComesDatSlav January 20, 2021

slavify:

U: привет, Tom! I slavified my car!
S: You did what?
S: My Mercedes AMG is now a VAZ-2101!
U: ... You mean "our" car, don't ya'?