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Jersey Phone Call

the act of giving a guy head while another guy fucks your ear and both guys cum simultaneously
my ear hurts from that jersey phone call I got
by earstuffer January 7, 2011
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Jersey Shorgy

A large, throbbing dancing scrum, set to dance-pop music, comprised mostly of fist pumping, high-fiving Jersey Shore types, and their hard partying, bottle poppin', ass-grinding compatriots.
When the Katy Perry song started up, the dance floor at the Wildwood bar became an undulating Jersey Shorgy.
by H. Wallbanger III October 3, 2011
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Jersey Shore Fucked

The feeling you get about a show when you are watching it for the pure fact that you are disgusted by the people on it.
Yeh that last episode of The Circle was jersey shore fucked.

I feel jersey shore fucked after that last installment of TMZ.
by Bendark July 31, 2012
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Jersey Virgin

A young lady who, wishing to be a "virgin" on her wedding night, only takes it in the ass until she's married.
A: Isn't it sweet she saved herself for her wedding day?

B: Dude, she's a Jersey Virgin. Half of Montclair has been in her ass. I'm surprise she can walk up the aisle.
by Fasolt of Iceland October 27, 2012
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Jersey Shore

A really fucking stupid show about trashy fuckasses. I live in New Jersey, and it's NOTHING like that.
Jersey Shore is a disgrace to my state.
by Ramm_Stein August 8, 2015
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jersey chowder bowl

The daring act of jizzing into ones rectum and preceding to felch it back out.
Weylan: "Bro, you'll never guess what I had for dinner last night"
Stewart: "What!?"
Weylan: " A Jersey Chowder Bowl"
by J0sh W00dward May 25, 2016
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jerksplaining

when a person asks:

"What's a good place to get antibiotic cream in foreign city?" and someone responds, "You shouldn't use antibiotic cream."

Or, "Who has a good recipe for tuna noodle casserole?" and someone responds, "You really don't want to eat too much tuna. It's best to eat lower down the food chain. Better yet, go vegan!"
Bill thought he was giving advice, but really he was jerksplaining.
by Deaf leper August 28, 2019
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