by Dusty Bottoms 69 July 1, 2007

a name that is given to someone that does not know the meaning of it, in effort to make fun of them and piss them off at the same time.
by matt g October 2, 2004

A wind wiener is when you give someone a really bad blow job and it turns them off so much that it has a negative effect. Instead of getting wet, they get intensely dry, so much that their dick is comparable to a blow dryer.
Emily gave me suuuch a wind wiener last night. I've never been so turned off in my life.
I'd rather stare at that fat lady's mole for 6 hours then get another wind wiener from Emily.
I couldn't find my blow dryer after I got out of the shower last night, so I just got Emily to give me a wind wiener.
I'd rather stare at that fat lady's mole for 6 hours then get another wind wiener from Emily.
I couldn't find my blow dryer after I got out of the shower last night, so I just got Emily to give me a wind wiener.
by Alyssiaxxxxxxxxxxemo May 31, 2010

by OMGITzJustin March 9, 2011

The breeze you feel against your skin from the too-close-for-comfort harried and rapid flight and flap of pigeons, most specifically on city streets.
Failure to properly navigate a flock of hobbling pigeons can lead to a grazing of one's head by dirty wing, or more commonly, a gust of pigeon wind across the face from their frenzied and often disoriented departure.
"Oh god, I just felt a waft of pigeon wind at the back of my neck."
"Oh god, I just felt a waft of pigeon wind at the back of my neck."
by Shaira December 14, 2008

Nah, I'm not getting sod all done today, I'm on wind down in perpetration for my holiday next week.
Or
Person one: "he hasn't done any work today"
Person two: "it's his last day tomorrow so he is on serious wind down"
Or
Person one: "he hasn't done any work today"
Person two: "it's his last day tomorrow so he is on serious wind down"
by Bucksend July 28, 2016
