imparsonate

To either pretend to be a minister ("parson"), or to do such a lousy-ass job of it that people actually think you're not a real preacher.

That dude at the pulpit today was soooo far off on his quotings from Scripture --- almost seemed like one of those imparsonaters!

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

Imparnomine

Impar (Latin for Odd) and Nomine (Latin for name). Imparnomines are folks with just that. Odd names. Names that you don't usually hear, such as Ophelia, Orion, or Indigo.

"Your name is Omelix? You're an Imparnomine!"

by LavaCat December 29, 2018

Impatient Daan

Someone who doesn’t want to listen and wants to skip to the point. Typically a Dutch man who has little tolerance for people who do things or speak in a slower and focused manner.

Person 1:
‘Which way do you drive to Anouk’s?’

Person 2

‘Well, there are three different routes depending on what day of the week or time, due to traffic, but the easiest route at the moment is to take the road via Rick’s....

Person 2 Interrupted by Person 1

Person 1

‘No, no, no, no, no, surely not, Rick lives the opposite direction from Anouk's. You should drive via Fleur's place, that’s the best route.

Person 2

‘Can’t you just a listen to me? I’m trying to explain the reason why I drive via Rick’s. Stop being an ‘Impatient Daan’.

Person 1

Let me finish! Please stop being an Impatient Daan.

by Toffee&Pecan January 1, 2019

Import

The import is a car made in a 2nd world country which by being blown off a road has high mileage because it kept rolling and ran away fast from a car made in America because it has high horsepower.

Import vs domestic drag race tonight.

by bushlight February 19, 2019

Impastacide

To destroy a fat pasta

Carley went to Olive Garden and commited impastacide to her fettuccine.

by Ur-Mom March 5, 2019

impaytience

The inability to unfrettingly wait for monetary rewards.

While it's completely true that it is indeed unhealthy for everyone involved if someone cannot display a reasonable degree of calmness when having to postpone financial gain/reimbursement, the opposite "extreme" can also be used abusively, as well --- in other words, the person(s) responsible for doling out said greatly-desired funds to the aggravated-with-the-delay individual can invalidly identify the person's tearful foot-tapping as "impaytience", when in reality it HAS INDEED been an unreasonably-long period of time that said person has been waiting for his promised cash-reward, and so he could NOT reasonably have been expected to just placidly wait that long.

by QuacksO January 29, 2019

Impertinente

Adjective. Insolent, menso.

Example A: A American person is Impertinente. Other wise known as menso.

by GeehsWords March 12, 2019