rectial itch

When you are all sweaty and your (ass) itches in the crack and it is really bothering you.

Dang, After playing basketball I was sweating so much that my ass crack was itching so bad....I had a bad case of rectial itch.

by Vern the Man January 18, 2008

Tuber Von Itchenfleas

Arch rival of Snooker Von Arwenhoser. Catpain pirate feline sailing The Seven Rooms, aboard the S.S. BlueChair.

Captain Tuber Von Itchenfleas and his swabbie, Frisky Nutpea burried their booty on Litterbox Island.

by Tink January 24, 2005

Itchokay

A universal term that can be used in any situation. Most commonly used by elder philipino natives in which helped build a strong foundation for the younger generations. This word let's others know that everything is okay!

Oh my gos mom you did not stop at the red light!!
Oh Josep don't worry itchokay I'm dribing eslow!

by Bizzle 151 June 29, 2010

Itchybuttholebuttcheeksyeepoopitis

A disease which your poop, your butt, and your butthole become severely itchy. It is caused by a bacteria named Iliketoeatyourbuttbrownlificusmomentumshoogyboogyrasputinis.

Lenny face: I want the booty give me the booty round booty, back up the booty, hunting the-

Butthole: LENNY FACE!!!!!!!

Lenny face: Wot.

Butthole: WHY WAS MY BUTTCHEEKS, MY BUTTHOLE, MY POOP, AND WHY DID IT ITCH WHEN I POOP?!

Crowd: *Laughing because of how stupid Butthole is.*

Lenny face: Well you see you have itchybuttholebuttcheeksyeepoopitis

And they all lived in perfect harmony and they each licked and ate each other's buttholes poop and buttcheeks. THE END!

by Fallen Soldier June 19, 2017

boat itch

Otherwise known as swampass. When your ass gets hot and sweaty.

Goddamn, I've got a mean case of boat itch

by ty b. July 1, 2007

gettin itchy

taking vicodens or norcos, or when you are on them and itchness sets in

Hey baumann wanna get itchy?
These norcs are kickin in im gettin itchy.
Lets get itchy and melt.

by Homanrules September 15, 2007

Itchy Ribs

'Itchy Ribs' refers to a condition affecting the bones which form the rib cage surrounding the chest, including the sternum through the costal cartilage to the clavicle. It is commonly misconstrued that the 'Itch" manifests itself on the surrounding skin of the bones. This theory, however, was disproven when a 2006 study discovered a causal connection between the severity of a patient's itch and a patient's daily intake of calcium supplements for relief of heartburn.

Symptoms of IR include: circular motions massaging the rib bones and surrounding cartilage, repeated statements calling attention to the state of one's ribs, and excessive intake of heartburn medication and/or alcoholic beverages, but usually in conjunction.

Hey man, I think that chick's got itchy ribs, let go help her.

by ILoveCrockadileDundee32 February 22, 2011