A bear trap like apparatus, typically made from the wheel, gears and chain of a fixed gear bike. Bait inside the trap typically includes Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer, American Spirit Cigarettes, American Apparel Clothing, Wide rimmed glasses, as well as other things that will draw in the hipster.
Person 1- Man I hate those fucking hipsters, I wish we could do something about them!
Person 2- You should make a Hipster Trap, just break up an old fixie, buy some PBR, and make a trip to american apparel.
Person 2- You should make a Hipster Trap, just break up an old fixie, buy some PBR, and make a trip to american apparel.
by 1337... July 16, 2011
Get the Hipster Trap mug.The widely-held suspicion that hipsters either do not actually exist or are simply not nearly as numerous as we are led to believe. Based solely on the content of internet forums, blogs, humor websites, and even some mainstream media, one would think that hipsters are everywhere, when that is clearly not the case.
However, ask yourself this: Have you ever, in your entire life, met someone wearing thrift store clothing, drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon, telling you that they listen to terrible music ironically and that everything is too mainstream?
I didn't think so.
However, ask yourself this: Have you ever, in your entire life, met someone wearing thrift store clothing, drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon, telling you that they listen to terrible music ironically and that everything is too mainstream?
I didn't think so.
Joey: I just read yet another joke on Reddit about hipsters who do everything ironically, wear weird clothes, and only like music recommended by Pitchfork.
Thomas: It's not just Reddit obviously. There are tens of thousands of memes making fun of hipsters and nearly every website and forum has spent a lot of time making fun of them.
Me: Now that you mention it, have either of you ever met a hipster?
Joey: Well, I've seen some people drinking Pabst, and I know one guy who only likes indy music...
Thomas: I know some people who wear skinny jeans and I've met a guy who used the word "ironically incorrectly...
Me: But you've never met anyone who shares more than one or two of those hipster traits? You've never met anyone who you would actually describe as a hipster?
Thomas: I don't think I have...
Joey: I've only really seen hipsters described online or made fun of. I've never actually seen someone who fits the description in real life.
Me: Gentlemen, I think we've discovered the Hipster Myth.
Thomas: It's not just Reddit obviously. There are tens of thousands of memes making fun of hipsters and nearly every website and forum has spent a lot of time making fun of them.
Me: Now that you mention it, have either of you ever met a hipster?
Joey: Well, I've seen some people drinking Pabst, and I know one guy who only likes indy music...
Thomas: I know some people who wear skinny jeans and I've met a guy who used the word "ironically incorrectly...
Me: But you've never met anyone who shares more than one or two of those hipster traits? You've never met anyone who you would actually describe as a hipster?
Thomas: I don't think I have...
Joey: I've only really seen hipsters described online or made fun of. I've never actually seen someone who fits the description in real life.
Me: Gentlemen, I think we've discovered the Hipster Myth.
by Nevermetahipster July 24, 2012
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Women's underwear. Resembling to male's boxer briefs, except "hipsters" cling on to the body more. Hipsters also tend to show off the female's rear end.
by Hanako(: August 21, 2009
Get the Hipster mug.A person who thinks they are hipster, but doesn't actually understand the true meaning of the word.
These people tend to wear colorful skinny jeans, Converse, Vans, T-shirts from Hot Topic and Delia's, wear Jac Vanek bracelets, straighten their hair, listen to punk goes pop bands such as NeverShoutNever, All Time Low, Boys Like Girls, Cute is What We Aim For, The Academy Is..., Cobra Starship, etc. and think that just because there are tons of bands within that same punk pop genre, certain bands are more obscure than others, and these obscure bands are "indie".
*They may also believe that they are so hipster because they hate Twilight, but they like Harry Potter.
These people tend to wear colorful skinny jeans, Converse, Vans, T-shirts from Hot Topic and Delia's, wear Jac Vanek bracelets, straighten their hair, listen to punk goes pop bands such as NeverShoutNever, All Time Low, Boys Like Girls, Cute is What We Aim For, The Academy Is..., Cobra Starship, etc. and think that just because there are tons of bands within that same punk pop genre, certain bands are more obscure than others, and these obscure bands are "indie".
*They may also believe that they are so hipster because they hate Twilight, but they like Harry Potter.
"Yo, look at my 3D glasses with popped out lenses and my Stereo Skyline T-shirt and my Harry Potter posters! I'm such a hipster"
"No. You are just a hipster wannabe.''
"No. You are just a hipster wannabe.''
by The Wave Girl March 13, 2011
Get the hipster wannabe mug.From Downey, California; you see them at raves who wearing tight skinny jeans and bandannas, and may sometimes be associated with Nicholas Reppert from the Downey High, Class of 2007 or areas near Downey, CA.
guy: "Hey are you from Downey?"
girl : "No, do you know a Nicholas Reppert from Downey class 2007."
guy: "Yeah, how do you know him?"
girl: "Because you look like a Mexican Hipster."
girl : "No, do you know a Nicholas Reppert from Downey class 2007."
guy: "Yeah, how do you know him?"
girl: "Because you look like a Mexican Hipster."
by krazieaznchicc January 3, 2010
Get the Mexican Hipster mug.A person who dresses like a counter culture hipster but actually embraces main stream and moderate believes.
by sometimesifaint March 17, 2008
Get the faux hipster mug.a person who likes non-mainstream music, dresses fashionably, probably digs craft beer and brews their own fancy coffee, may or may not own a record player, and possesses other characteristics that are typically associated with a "hipster" except they are not pretentious, annoying or extreme about it. Thus, they are rad, interesting people that I would like to be friends with.
"Why do you always date watered down hipsters?"
"Because they are super laid back and adorable and then I have someone to go to obscure indie shows with!"
"Because they are super laid back and adorable and then I have someone to go to obscure indie shows with!"
by amandabeck47 December 12, 2015
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