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Christopher

Christopher is first of all a complete dumbass. He looks like a Cracker that got inflated but he sucks dick. He cares for those he love but don’t let yourself be on his bad side. He will go to ur house and throw rocks your at your window. He always talks about how good he is at Fortnite but honestly he’s so TRASH. This kid just uses aim hacks when doing 1v1s. He has the worlds smallest chode; he uses his 10000000X magnifying glasses with his tiny ass tweezers. If you sit in front of him he will start to anal u while u sit down no matter your gender. He thinks that girls like him but he’s a complete loner with a boner. So basically just make fun of his chode
Christopher is such a bot
by SUSHIMASTER69 February 3, 2020
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Christopher Gonzalez Bonilla

A weirdo who tries to lure girls in through email...
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Everyone: Simp!
by Hunter69420 April 17, 2020
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Cristopher Ortiz

Pretty good gamers and really bad at any physical activities weather it comes to boxing or sports. There also known as simps but just hide it really good
by Johnny 2323 June 1, 2020
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Christopher

This name is in the Jewish bible and is related to being a Jewish name as from the Jewish bible
Christopher Is Jewish
by Jewish Names July 20, 2020
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kristopher

kristopher is a very tough guy and he gets and the grass in the world but he is very funny and he should be a stand up comedien and he has a very normal amount of friends. he plays alot of video game and he is very good at the video games. also he is so hot, but dont tell anyone i said that. ;)
kristopher is so hot and good looking.
by krisdaguy October 15, 2020
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Kristopher London

A tall basketball youtuber, who is kind of fake tbh.
by Mowaffles September 5, 2021
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Christopher Austin

Christopher Austin is a black male with a mohawk that has no rizz and gets no bitches. He beats his meat on facetime full of men may i add. he has a few crushes jiselle aka chinselle, alyson griffin, consiglio, and mya nicole. he licks his ps5 when he gets home. he sucks at basketball and he's been ducking multiple people for YEARS
You're acting like a Christopher Austin because you suck at basketball and you have no rizz.
by johnnymuscleman February 17, 2022
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