hog roasting

The act of someone taking a penis in the ass and in the mouth giving the appearance that the individual is being roasted like a hog over a fire

John:"did you here what me and Jenny did?"
Tim: "no..."
john:"me and Jim totally were hog roasting her"

by jimmyboy85 December 7, 2009

Skatepark hog

Annoying kids who sit on the ramps of skateparks (normally in big groups) just to make sure that no one else can use them.

These people are wastes of space and do not contribute to society, if you see one at your local skatepark, you should do a rock to fakie over the coping bar where they are sitting and crush their nuts. If you are using a BMX, you could put their head through your handlebars and do a barspin to snap their stupid necks.

Skatepark hog: BAD BUNNYHOP BRUV

Skatepark user: okay retard

by IwriteGeraldWayFanfic21 June 4, 2020

bonie hog

someone who judges you for eating two burgers.

Are you kidding me? Two burgers??? you are an absolute pig! that doesn’t sit right with bonie hog.

by Sausagepocket1000 May 2, 2023

comment hog

When two people start up an off topic conversation through comments on someone's facebook status.

ALEX: *status update* my turtle died...:'(

*comments*
RAINA: I heard Kima's selling turtles online! I want one!

KIMA: Only 3 dollah! XD

ALEX: MY pet just died! Who the hell cares about Kima?!Stop comment hogging my status and let me cry in peace!

by cruiseobsessD November 28, 2010

Hog in hand

Being caught off guard / Being in awe

"Did you see that knockout on UFC last night? I stood there, hog in hand, wishing it was me in that octagon! Then I started throwin' fist pumps."

by CaLeDee August 11, 2008

goober hog

A stupid hog that likes incest.

Shut, you goober hog

by PooDealer69 May 8, 2019

hog ranch

An old-time name for a "whore house."

I can't get any free ass. Time to hit up the hog ranch.

by SilverPirate September 12, 2013