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Bangalore Helpdesk

A help or support desk located offshore in India, consisting of ordinary people provided a manual for providing fixes, but have no knowledge otherwise. An offshore support line where ordinary non-skilled workers read off a script to provide support.
Hambali used create sabrys, now he works the Bangalore Helpdesk. I called the Bangalore Helpdesk, and they told me to do the needful and reboot my computer. Satin Slipper used to work on the Bangalore Helpdesk, but he used to send too many needful rocket when he was frustrated.
by Lefty John March 8, 2010
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I need help right now

a phrase in witch you discover you have issues.
As if you figured out you slept with you Girlfriends sister, mistaking her for the real thing.Or discovering after 15 years of dreaming of straight sex, you find out that you prefer dreaming about your own sex.
"I didnt mean to have sex with her honey!" God,I need help right now
by Emileybeepopp May 8, 2008
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help me, Rhonda

Hooking up with random people, who are not necessarily all that attractive, because youre confused and depressed after a breakup.
"Joe and Alisha are doing a little Help me, Rhonda in the bathroom"

"Help me, Rhonda, help me get her out of my heart."
by thedork May 27, 2006
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Helium turd

Turds that float back to the top, even after flushing the toilet.
Chad had to flush twice because the helium turds floated back up after the first flush.
by Eflex July 13, 2012
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helium parenting

(n.) -- A method of parenting which is similar to the way a child holds a balloon, in which parents allow their children to rise like a helium-filled balloon and float on their own, while at the same time making sure that their growing sons and daughters have a strong grasp on the string so that they do not float away to unknown parts.
"My parents were good to me, and they raised me with helium parenting ideas. They gave me a lot of freedom when I was a child but they were always there for me, too. I loved being a balloon and yet I was glad they made sure I was holding on to the string."

overheard at a watercooler in the hallway at Temple Beth Shalom in
Toronto, Janary 31, 2012
by PRwiz101 August 1, 2012
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helpdeskified

verb - past tense To put into HelpDesk (esp. when Derek keeps sending email queries to Support)
Derek: can you please deal with this

Support: Just helpdeskified it!
by Kurtius Maximus September 19, 2013
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Help

by LilkittytwopointO December 26, 2018
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