Bar star fag hag

The girl that goes to bars every night with her gay boy friends. She's usually wearing form fitting jeans. Not too upscale. But, competition for men's attention is fierce (bisexuals, turning men straight) and she should still flaunt her feminine figure. Although, manly-men are typically afraid of the glitter-clad posse, and she has no luck.

You see this gorgeous girl at bars surrounded by all her even more gorgeous boy friends. Being a knowledgeable bro, you warn your fellow bros to steer clear of the bar star fag hag. You won't be getting into her pants tonight.

by Ananas007 November 18, 2011

you old hag

A stupid old lady who you wanna killlll.

Speed up you old hag.

by YO STUPID BITCHHHHH! December 11, 2018

hagrag a.k.a. hag rag

n. a magazine or tabloid catering to whatever is raging in the female world; cover pics of beautifully photoshopped faces with a smatter of ATTENTION-GRABBING headlines. Distraction material, possible fap material as a last resort come judgment day.

I love technology because I was able to snap a 50-word female masturbation story out of a hagrag a.k.a. hag rag while waiting in line at the food store last week. SCORE

by phillydrifter October 18, 2011

Vag hag

A lesbian (pronounced vaj hag). The term is a popular abbreviation of vagina hag.
Whereas the word Lesbian may have positive connotations (www.welivetogether.com), Vag hag is most certainly derrogatory. See Andover Anchovy Afficionado

OMG she is such a vag hag, you can smell the kippers from a mile.

by Jibber June 13, 2005

TEXAS DIRT FLOOR BAR HAG

A chick so skanky you wouldn't piss in her mouth if her tonsils were on fire

" She's a Texas Dirt Floor Bar Hag, I hope she chokes.

by Ricey Ripp October 5, 2006

Fag Hag

A woman who surrounds herself with gay men and the friends of gay men, she is often not the prettiest face and over weight, she has female friends but she’s always talking about her gay male friends. If she can use her “status” with the gay men in her life to gain friendships with lesbians she will too. She called herself bisexual but you’ve only ever seen her drunk kissing another female because she likes dick but she thinks being bisexual makes her more appealing to the gay men she obsesses over. She does not like anyone else (especially a female) having the attention of her gays but if she can’t see a way to sabotage that relationship without losing her fag hag status then she will crawl right up that persons butt hole so she can be included. She’s usually a girl who is insecure and can be a ‘couple beers short of a six pack’. She usually dislikes straight females who are prettier and slimmer than her and she always has to have someone who she treats as being beneath her or pathetic.

Yeh look Betty is a Fag Hag, she literally treats everyone else like shit unless she wants something but she would never have the nerve to treat her gays like that.

by KikiDoYouLoveMe21 November 22, 2021

hag gladice

A woman who is, or resembles a stripper over the age of 45 who's face looks like worn leather and whos voice could only be described as a combination of a waterbuffalo and drowning hyeina.

Bro, your girlfriend is a total hag gladice.

The obx strip clubs are full of hag gladices.

by not samantha. May 11, 2016