A GPCC monkey is a new world monkey of simian primates. Many scientists believe it is the final evolutionary stage of the human race. About a two-thirds of the Asian population have evolved into this type of monkey. GPCC monkeys come in different shapes and sizes, but all carry similar personalities which include passiveness, submissiveness, and a panache for a never-say-no mentality. GPCC monkeys are obedient and subservient creatures that fear their employers. They are extremely hard working and will not eat, breathe, or sleep until the job is done. A known side effect of this specific lifestyle is near sightedness, however most GPCC monkeys have corrected this defect by wearing modern day contact lens or glasses.
(Caucasian employer) "I just hired a new bean counter. He seems to really like his job."
(Friend) "Is he Chinese? I hear those GPCC monkeys are great workers. They never complain and they always get the job done."
(Caucasian employer) "Damn right he's Chinese. I paid him several grand lower than market rate and told him he has to work on weekends too."
(Friend) "Awesome! We can go sailing while your GPCC monkey counts your beans all weekend long!"
(Friend) "Is he Chinese? I hear those GPCC monkeys are great workers. They never complain and they always get the job done."
(Caucasian employer) "Damn right he's Chinese. I paid him several grand lower than market rate and told him he has to work on weekends too."
(Friend) "Awesome! We can go sailing while your GPCC monkey counts your beans all weekend long!"
by Big Sheesh December 6, 2007
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Relying on GPS weakens our natural ability to find our own way, while atrophying other cognitive skills that are needed to navigate our oft-complicated lives—we need to resurrect the lost art of getting out of our comfort zone and finding our way without a map or GPS.
by MathPlus February 20, 2018
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It all started when a black man was elected president. He promised a change, but it never happened. After that it swept across the nation like the Bubonic plague. Many have felt it, yet only few have admitted it. Reports have came in from all over the country. New Jersey to California, Alabama to North Dakota. For a reason not yet explained by scientist or scientologists, the entering of P into V (or B), has been far and few between for all of mankind. Married, single, looking or lesbian, few females have been surrendering the vagina. The reason? Some so called "experts" blame global warming, for enlarging the oceans, and forcing 'clams' to stay closed in the heart of the sea, rarely revealing the pearl. Others say that women have been becoming more and more slutty each year, and have finally went back to chivilious times, only giving up the pooty poo to a select few men, who have been fortunate enough to crush every piece of ass that the rest of us have been missing out on. Either way, the GPD needs to end soon. Jergins stock alone can't rise high enough to relieve this recession.
It all started when a black man was elected president. He promised a change, but it never happened. After that it swept across the nation like the Bubonic plague. Many have felt it, yet only few have admitted it. Reports have came in from all over the country. New Jersey to California, Alabama to North Dakota. For a reason not yet explained by scientist or scientologists, the entering of P into V (or B), has been far and few between for all of mankind. Married, single, looking or lesbian, few females have been surrendering the vagina. The reason? Some so called "experts" blame global warming, for enlarging the oceans, and forcing 'clams' to stay closed in the heart of the sea, rarely revealing the pearl. Others say that women have been becoming more and more slutty each year, and have finally went back to chivilious times, only giving up the pooty poo to a select few men, who have been fortunate enough to crush every piece of ass that the rest of us have been missing out on. Either way, the GPD needs to end soon. Jergins stock alone can't rise high enough to relieve this recession.
"Dude, I've yanked it 11 times since I woke up, and its not even noon yet"
"I know how you feel man. The GPD is killin me. My right arm is stronger than Lincoln Hawks" -(Sylvester Stallones character in the classic "Over The Top")
"I know how you feel man. The GPD is killin me. My right arm is stronger than Lincoln Hawks" -(Sylvester Stallones character in the classic "Over The Top")
by Californication6969 September 8, 2009
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Bro 1: "Bro, she told me she's not sleeping with anyone else, but I caught her texting her ex about coming over"
Bro 2: "What do you expect dude? GPG.... GPG...."
Bro 1: "she also told me her phone was off but it was lighting up every 10 seconds"
Bro 2: "Yep... GPG"
Bro 1: "She also said she was busy and we couldn't hang out, but i'm hanging out on her couch right now"
Bro 2: "No surprise..... anotha girl, more GPG"
Bro 2: "What do you expect dude? GPG.... GPG...."
Bro 1: "she also told me her phone was off but it was lighting up every 10 seconds"
Bro 2: "Yep... GPG"
Bro 1: "She also said she was busy and we couldn't hang out, but i'm hanging out on her couch right now"
Bro 2: "No surprise..... anotha girl, more GPG"
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Get the gpimp mug.Someone who has no clue how to used a readable map for directions. So they must constantly rely on using an electronic GPS but still they manage to get lost!
Stupid idiot doesn't know where he's going even though we've got the address he has no direction bloody GPS jockey!
by Fire4FX October 15, 2011
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