Turkey gobbler

When you take your lovers ball sack and fashion it in such a way that it dangles from your chin, and then you yell gooble gobble as you eat his asshole which is covered in various Thanksgiving Day foods such as mashed potatoes or cranberry sauce.

Dude, Uncle Ted gave me a turkey gobbler. Hes such a weirdo!

by Trevtrev69 December 26, 2010

Gobble Gobble

The act of receiving fellatio while enjoying a delicious turkey feast on Thanksgiving.

There's nothing better than a little Gobble Gobble on Thanksgiving

by Kaiti-not-a-Lady November 25, 2009

Gobbler

A practical joke where the joker allows his scrotum to get a nasty bright red sunburn, then drapes it over a sleeping/drunk victim's nose, where it resembles a male turkey, then snaps several pictures to humiliate the person when they wake/sober up.

Dude I gave Lloyd a serious Gobbler last night when he passed out!!!

by lasexoristo July 6, 2006

garblesnorting

The act of licking a plate clean so enthusiastically that one makes animal-like sounds while doing so.

Variant of gobblesnorting.

Antonio: Ayan, your garblesnorting is getting out of control, after meals your plates cleaner than before you put food on them!

by antoniost December 3, 2011

Gobler

A blunt rolled in such a fashion: it is first lined with slightly melted hash oil, then the wet oil is soaked and covered in keif until no longer sticky, then rolled with the finest kush money can buy. Then....smoke.....enjoy.....happy thanksgiving!

Yo, u got those dabs? fuck dabs, lets roll a GOBLER!

by TurkeyToker November 28, 2012

Gobble Gum

Gobble-Gum: A blowjob from a person without teeth

Your grandma just gave me the best Gobble Gum ever

by Delaron9 January 16, 2016

Gobblecock

(Noun) virtually sucking the cock of a person (like a celebrity) despite being treated badly or lied to just to be part of an "in crowd".

His rallies were filled with gobblecocks showering him with blind allegiance and praise.

by Terisaw March 11, 2017