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european goggles

when a guy squatts over his partner's face, allowing his nutsack to rest on his/her eyes, while he/she sucks his dick.
"oh steve, i'm totally gonna give you some european goggles."
by carlos ortiz November 13, 2007
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Clout goggles

There sunglasses they make you feel like Elton John. Says lil phag
Got a hundred on my own wit my clout goggles bitch I feel like Elton John
by Duhitzzjordin November 20, 2018
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slump goggles

Refers to the clouded judgment of a man/woman in a slump, who, in their desire to break the slump, aim for something they're not going to get, when they really should just get themselves a slump buster.

Paul Rudd's character in '40 Year Old Virgin' was wearing slump goggles for most of the movie, especially in regards to his ex-girlfriend.
Joe: I think I really love Jen. Maybe she'll finally take me back.

Bill: Don't waste your time, because you're not going to get any. Take your slump goggles off and get yourself a fattie. It'll be good for you.
by homecomer October 18, 2009
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Fashion Goggles

Eyeglasses that are worn solely for the purpose of cosmetic appearance.

They are regular or designer frames with lenses that carry no prescription so that they can be worn by anyone with normal vision, or by a person who is also wearing contacts.
When you are looking for that right accessory to go with your outfit and you choose a pair of non prescription eye glasses to compliment your style.

"I've got a hot date tonight, I better go get myself a new pair of Fashion Goggles."

Actors and actresses often wear Fashion Goggles for movies, projects and photo shoots.

Clark Kent (Superman) always wears Fashion Goggles as to conceal his identity as a superhero.

"Those aren't the same glasses you had on yesterday."
"Yea, I don't actually need glasses, I just wear them."
"Ooooh, so you're just wearing Fashion Goggles"
by RPruden September 18, 2012
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pot goggles

when someone has smoked large amounts of marajuana and looses mental capacity, they are wearing "pot goggles”.
dude... you forgot your shoes at my place last night! yeah.. i was wearing pot goggles.
by juli bean May 29, 2009
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Fear goggles

The concept of people looking more fuckable when it seems its the end of days
Never thought my neighbor was hot before until she gave me the quarantine eyes across the fence, after a week of lockdown and wondering if I even have a week left to live that ass is looking pretty sweet right now, I must have my fear goggles on.
by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020
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Rainbow Goggles

When a person only likes or becomes interested in something due to the fact that a character is or plays a lesbian/bisexual/gay.
Person #1: Kristen Stewart is so hot
Person #2: Yeah you only think that because she played Joan Jett in The Runaways. Take off the rainbow goggles and she's back to being a blank faced retard.
by H.Quinn July 17, 2010
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