Moist glove

When you jerk off with every liquid in you house with a glove

I just moist gloves with orange juice

by Bemining December 12, 2018

vanilla glove

When one ejaculates on their hand, and then slaps their partner with said ejaculate.

In trying to remain classy, I offered her the option of the vanilla glove.

by Forblano September 7, 2015

like a boxing glove on a spring.

Term used to describe a particularly stinky fanny.

I pulled down her pants and the smell hit me like a boxing glove on a spring.

by The Incredible D March 13, 2009

leaving our feelings in the glove box

Putting our feelings aside and staying friends.

We leaving our feelings in the glove box right?

by Emissjane May 1, 2018

Wedding Glove

When you jizz the in the sleeve of someones jacket sleeve. When the person puts there arm in the sleeve there hand is covered in white.

Teddy Bear why did you jizz in my sleeve? I got Wedding gloved.

by Teddy Beab February 21, 2011

bring your boxing gloves

When someone challenges you to follow the rules for the purposes of working out a disagreement until the bout is called.

I told my ex-wife to "bring your boxing gloves" to meeting we are having tomorrow regarding a disagreement we are meeting to resolve.

by Boxing buff November 20, 2013

Sniffing Gloves

When the gynecologist has jar of used gloves that he saves from hot chicks he used them on so he can sniff them later. Sometimes he labels them with patient names

Dr. Goldstein enjoys a nice hard whiff from one of his sniffing gloves before he jerks off.

by Brandon6666 April 16, 2021