Beet Goggles 

When you eat too many beets and your vision and judgement becomes impaired.

Oh my God, I ate too many beets and my beet goggles made me think that fugly guy is hella fine!

Beet Goggles by Nasuss June 2, 2013

twitter goggles 

When someone looks great in their twitter profile pic, but ugly upon closer inspection or in person

One of my new followers looks hot, but it was just twitter goggles. She's fn ugly in person.

twitter goggles by Eric Robertson December 2, 2013

hungarian goggles 

Having a man's ball sack set upon your eyes while his penis lays on your nose.

Hungarian goggles appears as a Mask. Used during foreplay.

hungarian goggles by cmrs1980 April 14, 2014

bong goggles 

After smoking, the misperception that people are interesting

I was hanging with the lamest people last night. Must have been the bong goggles.

bong goggles by grasshiphopper November 29, 2014

OHL Goggles 

The phrase in which Ontario Hockey League players that are unattractive are actually attractive simply because they are in the OHL.

*Two girls watching an OHL game*
"Is #72 attractive or not?"
"I cant tell, I've got my OHL Goggles on."

OHL Goggles by puckslut January 24, 2015

Concert Goggles

When you go to a concert and the guy (or girl) on stage seems really hot, but when you google search them later they turn out to be average. Usually caused by being so drunk or into the music that you aren't seeing straight.

Abby screamed during the concert that she wanted the lead singer to be inside her, but when she looked him up the next morning she realized it was just concert goggles and that he was balding and had bad skin.

Concert Goggles by yerduae February 1, 2015

spandex goggles 

Cousin to beer goggles. The metaphorical goggles worn when observing another person wearing form-fitting attire of spandex. The resulting disruption of vision makes a person's physique appear more noteworthy than the reality is likely to be.

man 1 Did you see that yoga girl back there? She was so attractive!
man 2 I'm not so sure, I think you may have had your spandex goggles on.

spandex goggles by Group Dynamics May 14, 2015