couldn't be fucked

when you don't want to do something, so much so, that you, well; couldn't be fucked.

mom: "hey Jonny. take out the trash. will ya?"
jonny: "aw mom, i'm sorry but: i just couldn't be fucked."
mom: "you little shit."

by Angus of Regnulass December 27, 2021

fucked up shit

An extremely unacceptable situation, especially one that involves a high degree of bad luck or unfairness.

After being crapped on by a bird for the third time in one day, Roger remarked "Man, this is some fucked up shit."

by Treebor July 22, 2007

fucked up

something that's messed up, or something that didn't go right

That's really fucked up!
You completely fucked up this time!

by Dawn June 15, 2002

I'm OK, but you're fucked

A way to say goodbye when the ship is sinking
and you have the only lifejacket.

CAPTAIN: "We're taking on water faster than I can pump."
MATE: "Well, I guess I'M OK, BUT YOU'RE FUCKED.!"

by Chingo Bellamongo October 13, 2006

Flucklets

1. A term used to describe annoying or badly behaved children.
2. My sister's kids

"Which one of you little Flucklets pissed on the floor!!?"

by 2Hot2BsoRude July 13, 2006

Spider Fucked

So A Spider Has 8 Legs, So If You Are Getting Spider Fucked,
Check A Few Things,
1.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Vagina?
2.) Are There 2 Dicks In Your Ass?
3.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Mouth? ..... Add
4.) Are there 2 Dicks In Your Hands?
If You Answered Yes To All Of These Questions, Then You Have Been Spider Fucked!!

Ryan: "I Skulled Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"
Matt: " Yeah Well I Spider Fucked Your Mom Last Night!"

by Heather Marie 916 December 9, 2008

You're fucked

When someone says to you "you're fucked" that means your in deep shit and going to get smashed, or worse.

Person 1: You're fucked,cunt.

Person 2:.......................................................
Shits himself.

by Meet on the corner of nunya June 8, 2013