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friendectomy

When you're trying to hit on someone in a bar, but in order to make progress you need to cut loose his or her friend (because they are unattractive, annoying, etc.). This can be extremely difficult if the friend is a woman, as these friends typically don't like to be pushed aside, and will actively try to ruin the night for the potential couple.
"That girl was totally feeling me, but her fat friend was pissed off that there wasn't a wingman for her, so I had to pull a friendectomy."
by FrankTheTank12345 February 14, 2010
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Friedchickenika

1. a reeeaallly white girl who wishes she was black.
2. a form of the "N" word
1.'Mary-Jane quit being a Friedchickenika, girl you know dat ain't happening no time soon!'
2. "YOU DUMB, BLACK FRIEDCHICKENIKA!!!!"

"What did you just caaaaall me?!?!?!?!?"
by Quarterisha1096 November 11, 2010
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Frederick Lightswitch

She was feeling kinky last night, so we gave eachother Frederick Lightswitches.
by 6951074a July 6, 2011
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Friefer

A gaming friend who is a griefer.
"My buddy just turned on me, shot me down. He's a Friefer."
by killswitch777 October 21, 2011
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Friendectomy

Noun.
1. The process of selectively removing persons deemed offensive, disrespectful, or having questionable motives from one's social circle or collection of friends.
2. In social media, e.g. Facebook, MySpace, Google, Twitter, the process of deleting, removing or "unfriending" such persons from one's friends or contact list.
I'm about to perform a Facebook friendectomy because the things she keeps saying on my page are just plain stupid.
by RobFather-X January 8, 2013
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fried case

"Did Ren just eat 6 donuts?"

"Ya it's whatever, she's a fried case"
by Definedude March 30, 2016
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Fried

by Dankmemelord2302 June 14, 2016
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