Pre-Fired

When your dumb azz makes a whole lot of money but still participates in stupid nonsense that makes your employer or sponsor have to suspend you indefinitely without pay until they figure out to do with your brand of ignorance.

Recent Examples: Gilbert Arenas, Charlie Sheen, Tiger Woods

Gilbert Arenas brought guns to the Verizon Center and has been PRE-FIRED by Stern for being so dumb.

by CreoleInDC January 6, 2010

Alex Ford

A pathetic YouTuber with only 80 subscribers. Creator of AV Squad, the sad fan club of Alex Ford.

Person 1: "Bruh are you watching Alex Ford?"
Person 2: "Yeah bruh he's pathetic. He should quit YouTube ASAP"

by Sujay Lover November 16, 2017

Dr. Fording

When a grown woman speaks like a teenager using extreme vocal fry, to get undeserved sympathy.

I broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her cheating, and I have refused to take her calls. She's been leaving messages on my voicemail, Dr. Fording.

by Haha2900 October 4, 2018

Ford Aspire

Korean economy car sold by Ford in the U.S. in the mid 90's.
Low-powered, yet very economical and sturdy for a Kia.

That Ford Aspire kinda looks like a Honda Civic, except it got hit with an ugly stick.

by Rayon the Robot May 10, 2006

forder

the fucking gayest twats ever alive especially henry who sucks his own cock!!

m8 dont be such a fucking forder

by motherfuckerrrr123 October 16, 2008

fore play

The act of sexually arousing your lover before you partake in having sex. The fore is derrived from before. Usually the woman initiates it by either giving the man a handjob or a blowjob.

Before having sex Ashley was giving me a hand job then I slowly picked her up and let her do the rest.

by Big-T July 19, 2004

Ford Tortoise

Slang for FORD TAURUS.

When my stupid ex-wife divorced me, I was sable to trade up from our old Ford Tortoise station wagon to a brand new Ford Rustang GT!

by Car-roll Shelby July 22, 2006