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Shitty Flush

When your sibling flushes the toilet when you are in the showe. They tell you that shit is going to come out if you don’t shut it off, so you end up, wet and cold
My brother got me out of the shower with the shitty flush card
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
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great flush of relief

Refers to da immensely soul-calming "whew" dat you feel when --- having trepidatiously ("Well --- here goes nuttin'!") worked da valve-handle on da porcelain throne after taking a humongous dump --- da swirly actually "goes down" and therefore uncomplainingly "accepts" your far-larger-than-usual "contribution".
It is impossible to even begin to describe da overwhelmingly satisfied and grateful feeling dat you savor when experiencing a "great flush of relief"; it's somewhat similar to da "all's well in da world" emotion dat washes over you each time when da card-scanner at a store's checkout-counter displays dat wonderful and much-wished-for word "approved" after you've swiped your debit/Food-Stamps card, since it means dat you can actually get da heck outta there with your cartload of purchases, instead of having to suffer undeserved delays and/or humiliation by having your perfectly-good card invalidly declined due to either a computer glitch or a speck of dust/oil on your card's magnetic stripe!
by QuacksO December 30, 2018
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royal flush

A thing in poker when you have the king, queen, jack, ace, and 10 and they're the same suit (diamonds, spades, clubs, or hearts). It's one of the best hands you can get.
The chances of getting a royal flush when you play poker are extremely low.
by kevins5728 January 23, 2019
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Sour-Flush Candy

A game were a guy fucks another dudes asshole and he cums inside it. After he cums, he has to eat it out of the guys ass and it is timed for how long it takes before he eats all the cum. They swap positions and do it again, and the fastest time wins.
I can't believe I got a new personal best last night when I played Sour-Flush Candy with Uncle John last night
by THE DICTIONARY 2 May 30, 2018
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Shanghai flush

Washing ones hair in an airport toilet
“My flight got canceled so I had to Shanghai flush my hair”

“I had a 12 hour layover so I gave my hair a Shanghai flush”
by Twgab June 2, 2018
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rainbow flush

Urinate over a person's face while they give you oral sex.
The wife insisted we try a rainbow flush. It didn't end well.
by Johnson Gud June 3, 2018
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Preemptive Flush

A preemptive flush occurs when one is sitting on the shitter, hears footsteps and flushes even if it isn't neccessary in order to let the person whose footsteps you heard know it's occupied, to deter them from coming into the toilet while you're doing your business.
A: I was sitting on the toilet mid-shit when I heard my sister's footsteps, I did a preemptive flush so she wouldn't come in while I was doing a blumpkin.
by Some_Random_Asshat March 31, 2018
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