Firmer

Another word for penis

Ex 1: I gave her the old firmer last night.
Ex 2: She got to see the firmer side of me.

by Luvhandle February 22, 2023

firm

firm is a modern word used by teenagers in the late 20s to appreviate the sentence “suck your mum” some take it as a joke some dont.

firm you dickhead

by TOPTFP February 27, 2023

firmware update

Taking another Viagra.

ED is most definitely NOT an issue for me; in fact, da only trouble I have wif my penis's performance is its "jumping to attention" too EASILY and staying hard too LONG, and so I would hardly need any "firmware updates"!

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

FIRM

Acronym for "Fine, Intelligent, Rich Man".

She wants to be set up with a FIRM: a fine, intelligent, rich man.

by kbanana94 March 31, 2023

Firmaculous

Stern but often subtle.

John was quite firmaculous when he asked me to lead him the way.

by Fortnite_player20XX April 17, 2023

Flimpin

A combination of "flirting" and "simping"

(trying too hard to impress someone)

John was flimpin over Jane, constantly complimenting her and buying her gifts.

Sarah found it annoying when Tom was flimpin on her, always trying to impress her with his achievements.

When Mike realized he was flimpin over his crush, he decided to take a step back and give her some space.

by fetching leleys May 6, 2023

firmcore

Like softcore and hardcore porn, firm core is porn, but of business firms, the unstacked paper, the unorganised desk. etc

Bro I just watched some nice firmcore, that desk couldn't fix itself

by SlavicElementian June 9, 2023