new york flap jack

the act of shitting on someone's forehead and then slapping it with your ass cheeks. similar to the cleveland steamer and the boston pancake but alot messier and for sick bastards only. make it a new york buttered flap jack by adding a squirt of jizz.

-Fozz: "Dude, what the fuck!!!?? What is this fucking joop on my head???"
-Dirty Dan: "I just gave you a new york flap jack ya dick."

-Darwin: "I'll have the new york flap jack."
-Waiter: "You sick fuck...(gunshot)"
-Jimbo: "Oooh...leave the body here, someones gettin laid tonight!"

by Gizzy Fran April 7, 2008

Flapjack

The sexual position involving two guys and a girl where the girl is held suspended in between the two men, tossed up into the air, and either one of the men try to catch the woman, in either hole, on his penis. Painful for everyone involved.

Sean and I flapjacked that bitch last night. Now we are headed to the hospital.

by tennispl123 December 9, 2008

Flap-flap

A flap-flap is an alternate name for winged animals mostly pertaining to fowl and bats. Other mammals that have folds of skin that can act like wings such as sugar gliders and flying squirrels. Insects and other mammals that use their extra skin to maneuver can be their own genus of flap-flaps including stingrays, dragonflies, butterflies and honey bees with the exception of wasps who are just assholes.

Flap-flap... Makes me smile just saying it

by Itsybitsymissy April 23, 2016

Arm flap

When the arm is hanging straight down and skin and fat from the bicep area drape down over the elbow and onto the forearm. Almost always seen on morbidly obese women but is not gender exclusive.

Look at all that extra skin draping down, she has a LOT of arm flap.

by Darth Nick March 17, 2004

Flapfest

A party of only girls or where there is a substantial abundance of muff.

Antonym: sausage fest.

Jessica: Last night was a real flapfest.
Samantha: Where was all the dick at?

by Big Will E September 11, 2010

The Flap

The disease-like addiction to the new smart phone app "Flappy Bird."

Girl 1: "So I was hanging out with David the other day... and I think he gave me the flap"
Girl 2: "That sounds terrible, is there any way to get rid of it?"
Girl 1: "I don't think so..."
Girl 2: "Well what is it?"
Girl 1: "Here give me your phone."
*Two hours later*
Girl 2: "....... oh shit"

by @42mccollum10 February 5, 2014

Hand Flap

When you are about to go down on a girl and you start flapping her vagina lips with your hands. Hence, a HAND flap.

Boy: "Are you ready for this babygirl?"

Girl: "What.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

Boy: "I'm hand flapping you babe."

by Maaashaa February 8, 2015