cunt-faced bitch

a word used to describe a dirty cunt after they have surpassed assbag, shithead, and cunt cookie, but has not yet reached the level of asshole that you just want to tie them up with an extention cord and leave them to cry. It's basically the ass grabbing douchebag that we all hate but don't care enough to do anything more than crack a smart ass remark.

Wow, my teacher is a cunt-faced bitch.

by bpakr August 30, 2006

HORSE FACED

A woman with a long face, similar to a horse's.

Did you fuck that ugly, horse faced bitch?

by Eric April 11, 2005

pill-faced

Its What happens when you take a lot of pills like hydros or xanax in Louisville Kentuckey

Me and Andy got pill-faced in Louisville last weakend

by Willzleg March 16, 2008

Slut-faced-hoe-bag

A slut who enjoys publicly fucking and letting boys pick her up while feeling her up in front of their mother's.

God did you see Alicia last night at the dance, such a slut-faced-hoe-bag!

by We are Emily's December 13, 2009

Hairy Faced Whore

Before you have sex with a girl you must shave your pubes and then keep them in your hand. After cumming on her face, throw the pubes onto the cum so that they stick to her face.

I just made that hoe-bag a hairy faced whore.

by Jon February 27, 2005

twat faced mong

1.the insult to end all insults.

2. meaning a pregnant fish faced mental patient

will you twat faced mong get away from the tv

by corpseman May 13, 2005

bare-faced lie

A bearded lie that remembered to shave this morning.

Mom: Jimmy, that's a bare-faced lie! Go to your room!
Jimmy: Aw, Mom, come on! This lie hasn't shaved for two weeks!

by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005