Facebook

Facebook is the site you go to after jerking it.

Man im all worn out after that new porn site I found, better check my facebook before I crash.

by Giglerx May 13, 2013

Facebook

A waste of time.

I wasted my time on facebook last night.

by Darth_Wilson September 28, 2019

facebookings

Booking your hotel, restaurant table or cinema tickets for example through Facebook. Evolving the digital journey through social media.

Browsing on Facebook, feeling hungry. Book a table for dinner on a brand page without leaving Facebook or lifting the phone. Facebookings - Ultimate convenience!

by pjpbarnes January 14, 2012

Facebook

A social media site originally used for updating friends and family of various aspects of users' lives but is now a convenient format for all those annoying old people to voice their political opinions.

Old Man: I hate Obama! Better post a million articles about it on Facebook!

by Moaloa January 23, 2016

The Facebook

When a female partner is in time of her period, the male partner has sex with his mate, which then proceeds a unique inscription on her wall. What he writes is entirely up to him. Some sign the name John Hancock or their own name.

"After the bar, this girl asked me perform The Facebook to her, in which I laughed to myself and then did what I had to do".

by S.J.B.D February 17, 2008

Facebooker

A member of generation Y. Someone born in the 1980's or 1990's.

All the facebookers love Obama.

by loweryjk February 21, 2008

Facebooked

getting caught doing something or saying something u dont want other people to find out about

Guy 1:i was tryin to get wit another girl on facebook nd my girlfriend caught me

Guy 2: B you got Facebooked!

by MC ShadowOfDeath November 15, 2007