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ejaculation envy 

A condition suffered by (typically uncircumcised) men who are embarrassed about not ejaculating as much semen as other guys.
Luis felt a pang of ejaculation envy as he saw Josh's semen pour out of April's pussy after his massive sperm dump and dreaded the sloppy seconds with his foreskin full of Josh's semen.
ejaculation envy by cirkedboi November 8, 2012

Gender envy 

gender envy is just the definition of ranboo man, No but seriously it means that, They look how exactly how you want them to look like.
Gender envy just goes through the roof for me when I see ranboo.
Gender envy by l3x1fy October 2, 2021

facebook envy 

- Someone who you don't know at all who tries to assasinate your character. Usually because the envied person cockblocked the envy'r after one of the envy'r friends made the envied mad.

- A chronic problem reserved for good looking people.
Money: Did you see that shit, It's been more than three months now and these haters still got facebook envy.

mad bro: I hate you money I consider you as a threat to all of us beta males. my girlfriend is thinking about you now. Bitch doesn't even talk to me anymore.

Money: That's what you get for pissing me off and not satisfying your woman.

mad bro: I GOT A FOUR INCH LONG PENIS WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT SATISFY?

Money: A four inch penis and an ugly mug? LMAO. I'm fucking your girl and look no hands and she paid me! HAHA

mad bro: <shoots himself>
facebook envy by theHated January 9, 2010

Penis envy 

When your best guy friend gets jealous of the guy that is actually boning you.He will try to tell you bad things about the guy that is boning you.
Ted: The guy that likes you has a small penis, you shouldnt go out with him.
Sheri: Ted i think you have a slight case of penis envy

along came something about the royal focker's envy for the dodgeballs of mystery men 

One who dosen't know that the other person
was being sarcastic about something that someone else said sarcastically.
this isn't some sorta message board where you can insult people, this is a dictionary.

Apple Envy 

To desire the high quality of an Apple product or interface in an open source product. This is usually displayed as aggression or unusually negative position about an Apple product by an open source zealot.
I can't believe you got an Iphone, it's a closed platform. I have an Android because it is open source which makes it better. O wait, I just have Apple envy.
Apple Envy by b3stbuddy June 11, 2010