A condition suffered by (typically uncircumcised) men who are embarrassed about not ejaculating as much semen as other guys.
Luis felt a pang of ejaculation envy as he saw Josh's semen pour out of April's pussy after his massive sperm dump and dreaded the sloppy seconds with his foreskin full of Josh's semen.
- Someone who you don't know at all who tries to assasinate your character. Usually because the envied person cockblocked the envy'r after one of the envy'r friends made the envied mad.
- A chronic problem reserved for good looking people.
Money: Did you see that shit, It's been more than three months now and these haters still got facebook envy.
mad bro: I hate you money I consider you as a threat to all of us beta males. my girlfriend is thinking about you now. Bitch doesn't even talk to me anymore.
Money: That's what you get for pissing me off and not satisfying your woman.
mad bro: I GOT A FOUR INCH LONG PENIS WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT SATISFY?
Money: A four inch penis and an ugly mug? LMAO. I'm fucking your girl and look no hands and she paid me! HAHA
To desire the high quality of an Apple product or interface in an open source product. This is usually displayed as aggression or unusually negative position about an Apple product by an open source zealot.
I can't believe you got an Iphone, it's a closed platform. I have an Android because it is open source which makes it better. O wait, I just have Apple envy.