When you eat a cookie or brownie and suddenly NEED milk to satisfy your taste buds so you stop whatever you are doing and all out sprint to the fridge destroying everything in your path to satisfy the urge in the short window that it lasts.
I stiff armed grandma on the way to the kitchen to get a gulp of milk because I had a milk emergency while eating a brownie in the basement while playing minecraft and jerking off.
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Person 1: I heard Lewis lost that LoL match to Luke, now he has to take a chomp out of that 3 week old broccoli stem.
Person 2: That some sadistic shit right there.
Person 1 Yeah, it's the gem of a casual sadists arsenal. The sadists emerald.
Person 2: That some sadistic shit right there.
Person 1 Yeah, it's the gem of a casual sadists arsenal. The sadists emerald.
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by Samthesaucegod April 17, 2019
Get the Straight Elmer mug.A condition that certain clients will have, causing them to occasionally disregard their manners when contacting a sex worker in an attempt to schedule a booking. Individuals having a dick emergency will often not pay proper attention to screening instructions, will attempt to schedule same-day even if policies state that's not offered, and will sometimes even lose grasp of basic grammar.
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sex worker: "Hello?"
client: "What are your rates?!?"
sex worker: "WOW. OK, let's start with your name first?"
client: "I'm Chad... can you accept me for a booking this afternoon?!?"
sex worker: "OK, I can see that someone is having a dick emergency today... but let's not totally forget our manners, shall we?"
client: "Sorry, yes. So may I please inquire as to your rates?"
sex worker: "They're pretty clearly stated on my web site."
client: "Where is that?"
sex worker: "You managed to find my contact info online... I'm confident that you can find this information, as well. Along with my screening process. Thank you."
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sex worker: "Hello?"
client: "What are your rates?!?"
sex worker: "WOW. OK, let's start with your name first?"
client: "I'm Chad... can you accept me for a booking this afternoon?!?"
sex worker: "OK, I can see that someone is having a dick emergency today... but let's not totally forget our manners, shall we?"
client: "Sorry, yes. So may I please inquire as to your rates?"
sex worker: "They're pretty clearly stated on my web site."
client: "Where is that?"
sex worker: "You managed to find my contact info online... I'm confident that you can find this information, as well. Along with my screening process. Thank you."
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Get the National Emergency mug.A very peng, YouTuber, TikToker and Instagram star. He is very out going and also known as ‘elmofilms’ and has been in the YouTube industry for almost 7 years and used to be known as ‘menezbro’. Spencer also has a very amazing voice that you can listen to on Spotify! His songs are so powerful, just listen to the lyrics! He is in a well known group known as the Social climbers, that include well known figures such as Millie T and Touchdalight (Carmine sellitto).
Person: “hey have you seen Spencer Elmers new Video?”
Friend: “yeah it was so good! Have you seen his new TikTok?”
Friend: “yeah it was so good! Have you seen his new TikTok?”
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