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Horny piece of shit that is not good at anything.
Your nothing but a straight elmer with your bottlenosed dolphin lookin ass.
by Samthesaucegod April 17, 2019

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When someone is very bad at what they do created by ( Samuel Sahrphillips)
Your a Charles Barkley
by Samthesaucegod April 17, 2019

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