Eat a BABY

The act of consuming a Chipotle Burrito.

"Hey, do you want to eat a baby for lunch today?"

by Joshua Q. June 27, 2008

Eat Sleeps

The sleepy feeling you experience after eating a meal.

'I just ate lunch and now i have eat sleeps'

by urbandictionary20009 May 12, 2009

elevator eating

Elevator eating is a date worse then death. The process of making the sickening act of elevator eating starts with two guys, one inside the elevator and the other one stuck in the elevator doors while the guy inside starts eating the other guys ass without consent. But while the guy eating the ass does his thing the one that's stuck gets ripped apart from the elevator moving and dies.

Infact, the cursed act doesn't end until the person that's stuck shits himself after his death and makes the other participant stop.

Unless he also likes eating shit.

Gal shier and his friend went up thru the elevator and started commiting elevator eating while the saw someone got stuck between the doors

by Aventador ali February 18, 2020

Eat for free

To eat for free is to go down on a girl, then receive nothing back in return.

i heard coulberg ate his girls box last night but she made him Eat for free.

by Phildaddymcdanks March 6, 2017

Eat me

Eat me is a type of comeback when someone makes a roast, insult or is annoying in some way to you and when you don't know how to respond you say "eat me" in a really passionate confident voice.

"Dude it's my turn to play Fortnite"

"Eat ME"

by Gragesdor November 5, 2018

eating bread

When your jammin' to dubstep.

Dude, i was eating bread to that dubstep.

by jungletoe April 27, 2011

eat the meaties

To "Eat the Meaties" is an affectionate form of vernacular around eating your ladies tender parts (meat curtains) after she's had an exceptionally long absence of such a release. It is rarely met with scorn or disdain as it represent a perfect opportunity for both a sexual act and simultaneous release of pent up frustration. A synonym for cunnilingus and a playful pun on the cereal tagline "Eat your Wheaties." It's clever and women know precisely what it means.

"I'm going to eat the meaties this weekend."

"I wish he we would step up and eat the meaties."

"Better eat you meaties."

by Kazansky2005 February 11, 2020