Definitions by ilovebj

food baby 

when you have eated a truly stupid amount of food, thus having streached your stomach into a shape that resembles that of a pregnant lady, execpt your baby is made out of food, thus the name Food Baby. Food babies are often the product of eating rampages.

EDEN! I ATE 4 BOWLS OF MASHED POTATOES AND NOW I HAVE A MASSIVE FOOD BABY!

food baby by ilovebj July 30, 2010

eating rampage 

when you feel like eating huge amounts of food so you go through the kitchen making various meals all at the same time, often while you're eating something too. This typically results in feeling very sick and having a large food baby. A typical eating rampage may consist of the following items
1 medium size pizza
A large platter of chips and Potato Gems
A large bowl of cooked bananas swimming in melted margarine and brown sugar
2 peices or garlic bread
A large bowl of mashed potaotes

I just went on a HUGE eating rampage, the size of my food baby is epic

eating rampage by ilovebj July 30, 2010