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Get the ejacuvate mug.exaculately /ɪɡˈzæk.jʊ.lət.li/ (adverb)
Definition:
Used to emphasize that something is both exactly and absolutely true, correct, or accurate; a stronger, more confident form of “exactly.”
Origin:
Blend of exactly + absolutely (coined by Atit Dallakoti, 2025, Nepal).
Definition:
Used to emphasize that something is both exactly and absolutely true, correct, or accurate; a stronger, more confident form of “exactly.”
Origin:
Blend of exactly + absolutely (coined by Atit Dallakoti, 2025, Nepal).
Example sentences:
“That’s exaculately what I was thinking!”
“You’re exaculately right — no question about it.”
“That’s exaculately what I was thinking!”
“You’re exaculately right — no question about it.”
by Fan of football October 6, 2025
Get the Exaculately mug.exaculately /ɪɡˈzæk.jʊ.lət.li/ (adverb)
Definition:
Used to emphasize that something is both exactly and absolutely true, correct, or accurate; a stronger, more confident form of “exactly.”
Origin:
Blend of exactly + absolutely (coined by Atit Dallakoti, 2025, Nepal).
Synonyms: exactly, absolutely, totally
Definition:
Used to emphasize that something is both exactly and absolutely true, correct, or accurate; a stronger, more confident form of “exactly.”
Origin:
Blend of exactly + absolutely (coined by Atit Dallakoti, 2025, Nepal).
Synonyms: exactly, absolutely, totally
Example sentences:
“That’s exaculately what I was thinking!”
“You’re exaculately right — no question about it.”
“This fits our plan exaculately.”.
“That’s exaculately what I was thinking!”
“You’re exaculately right — no question about it.”
“This fits our plan exaculately.”.
by Fan of football October 6, 2025
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Get the ejaculationbot69 mug.A college football bowl game sponsored by condom and sex toy makers as well as by pharmaceutical companies that sell drugs to treat erectile dysfunction.
During the game, players are required to visit Ejaculation Tents along the sidelines in which they are brought to orgasm by various means. The tents are organized by sexual preferences.
The winning team is awarded the coveted Ejaculation Bowl, an engraved, decorative crystal bowl large enough to capture and hold the semen of all players and coaches. Some choose to freeze the team's ejaculate for donation to sperm banks.
During the game, players are required to visit Ejaculation Tents along the sidelines in which they are brought to orgasm by various means. The tents are organized by sexual preferences.
The winning team is awarded the coveted Ejaculation Bowl, an engraved, decorative crystal bowl large enough to capture and hold the semen of all players and coaches. Some choose to freeze the team's ejaculate for donation to sperm banks.
The college football players were disappointed not to have been selected to play in a major bowl game, but were psyched to be going to the Ejaculation Bowl.
One player said, "I hope the volunteers in the Ejaculation Tents are hot." Another said, "I hope we win and get to jack off into the Ejaculation Bowl together. Maybe I'll even get to be a dad." Another said, "I'm not sure I'm going to invite my mom and dad to the game."
One player said, "I hope the volunteers in the Ejaculation Tents are hot." Another said, "I hope we win and get to jack off into the Ejaculation Bowl together. Maybe I'll even get to be a dad." Another said, "I'm not sure I'm going to invite my mom and dad to the game."
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For individuals it is when someone shows their appreciation Facebook post by BOTH using the thumbs up function as well as mentioning how much they like the post in a comment.
Alternatively, it refers to excessive "likes" by many people on the same post (approx 10 or more).
For individuals it is when someone shows their appreciation Facebook post by BOTH using the thumbs up function as well as mentioning how much they like the post in a comment.
Alternatively, it refers to excessive "likes" by many people on the same post (approx 10 or more).
Tegan's FB Post: @thedaleks when will you learn? (updated via Twitter)
*Megan and 15 other people like this*
Megan's comment: LOVE THIS!!
... Later that day...
Megan: Tegan I saw that post you did about the Daleks on FB - hilarious. I like-jaculated all over it.
Tegan: Yeah, 15 people liked it! I love it when people like-jaculate on my Facebook.
*Megan and 15 other people like this*
Megan's comment: LOVE THIS!!
... Later that day...
Megan: Tegan I saw that post you did about the Daleks on FB - hilarious. I like-jaculated all over it.
Tegan: Yeah, 15 people liked it! I love it when people like-jaculate on my Facebook.
by MegsGirds October 13, 2011
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