Not going into detail on why I say this, but I'm saying I have my reasons. Dyson is the name of someone who catfished me online and tried to convince me my spirit guides where being killed, just to try and claim that to save my spirit guides would only be saved if I was in a relationship with him. Super creepy, 10/10 would NOT recommend. Really creepy. If someone ever says to me that they have Dyson, and they are not talking about a vacuum I will haul ass in the other direction as fast as humanly possible.
Person 1: "Oh, Dyson's great!"
Me: "Your talking about the vacuum company right? I've heard they have cool vacuums too."
Person 1: "Nope! He's a great new friend I made online!,"
Me : "Heed my warning, please! Block him while you can.," *runs away hauling ass as fast as humanly possible*
Me: "Your talking about the vacuum company right? I've heard they have cool vacuums too."
Person 1: "Nope! He's a great new friend I made online!,"
Me : "Heed my warning, please! Block him while you can.," *runs away hauling ass as fast as humanly possible*
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