paid dump

When you take a shit while on the clock at work i.e. getting paid to take a shit.

I had my morning coffee and then rushed to work for my favorite part of the day, paid dump.

by ty puckett February 25, 2008

Dump Em'

a phrase you tell a woman to get her to show you her breasts.

(hot girl walks into the party)

ayyyy gurl dump em'!

(girl kindly lifts up her shirt and shows her breasts)

by Karpbrochill December 30, 2010

Slam Dump

The act of having a bowel movement that is so urgent and formidable that the individual grabs the toilet rim with two hands and vocalizes a sound similar to that of an NBA star who just dunked a basketball. Ie: "Ahhhhhhhhhgh"

Lebron James ain't got nothing on the two handed slam dump I just made in the teachers lounge toilet.

by Jimmy frank February 13, 2014

dump and jump

term for the process of jumping immediately after defacation in a portable restroom to prevent blue ass or splashback

They cleaned the portopotties this morning so I had to do the dump and jump to prevent blue ass.

by poopstain420247 April 18, 2010

fuck and dump

Fuck and Dump:

after a night of sex with a one night stand, you drive to the store to "pick up something to drink." send the person in and take off while they are inside.

Guy One: hey what happened to that chick you were with at the club?

Guy Two: fuck and dump bro..

by ed fagan January 19, 2008

take a dump

The phrase you teach your 4 year old grandson to say when he needs to tell his mother he must have a bowel movement. The grandson is given to understand that the phrase must be spoken loudly in public places.

Mama...I gotta TAKE A DUMP!

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

hump and dump

The art of dating "chasing" a woman to the
Point when she falls for you, then you sleep
Together and you stop calling her , and just be a total asshole.

Tom- hey jeff what happend to Jen?
Jeff- oh dude she was a hump and dump LOL
Tom- sweet

by CLG143 October 4, 2008