Mongolian Swap Donkey
1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it.
2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip.
3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!)
4. A cock face dick bandit!
5. Your the cock face dick bandit!
6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK!
7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK!
8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it.
2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip.
3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!)
4. A cock face dick bandit!
5. Your the cock face dick bandit!
6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK!
7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK!
8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
by Hoo-Ah July 24, 2010
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That girl is such a C-Donkey: she doesn't know who either of her baby's daddies are, and she has gonnorhea.
by Andrea n' Patrick March 23, 2008
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A place where people go to macc biddddies or guys. its stupid because there will be no relationship outcome out of it. girls go there dressed to get raped and the guys go there to look like douchebags
by KT:) August 29, 2010
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It's used to make a threat in jest- it adds levity and is obviously not a real threat by the way of its absolutely ridiculous nature.
After all, it's not like you're actually going to throw barrels at someone.
It's used to make a threat in jest- it adds levity and is obviously not a real threat by the way of its absolutely ridiculous nature.
After all, it's not like you're actually going to throw barrels at someone.
by bringing it on since 81 August 14, 2009
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An alien frat guy whose dad totally owns a car dealership, had to get hammered to get his lung tat cause it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat and totally rocks the seven shades of shit out of your face, motherfuckers.
From: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Episode: Frat Aliens (2003)
Voiced by: Patton Oswalt
An alien frat guy whose dad totally owns a car dealership, had to get hammered to get his lung tat cause it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat and totally rocks the seven shades of shit out of your face, motherfuckers.
From: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Episode: Frat Aliens (2003)
Voiced by: Patton Oswalt
Frylock: Okay... then what's your real name?
DP: Bros call me DP, short for donkey-puncher, get it?
Frylock: Yeah.. I do.
DP: Sometimes I'm donkey puncherelo, or D-to-the-P, or Big DP, or uh.. King Donko of Punchstania.
Master Shake: Dude, the player. Dude party! Party Dude!!! PD!!!
Frylock: No, I need your real name. What your mother calls you.
DP: Ah... You know what, just try DP.
Master Shake: Dude pal! That's what you should be... cause you're my dude...pal!
DP: Dude, your buddy here is givin' me a rash.
DP: Bros call me DP, short for donkey-puncher, get it?
Frylock: Yeah.. I do.
DP: Sometimes I'm donkey puncherelo, or D-to-the-P, or Big DP, or uh.. King Donko of Punchstania.
Master Shake: Dude, the player. Dude party! Party Dude!!! PD!!!
Frylock: No, I need your real name. What your mother calls you.
DP: Ah... You know what, just try DP.
Master Shake: Dude pal! That's what you should be... cause you're my dude...pal!
DP: Dude, your buddy here is givin' me a rash.
by Lig Na Baste May 5, 2008
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2. I saw you licking a donkey yesterday. You fucking donkey licker!
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